Themulberryshark - Eat The Rich

This one reminds me of The Magnus Archives, that one statement about a guy who wants to live forever as part of a computer ;_;

Do you have any? ;○;

Hey you! Random "man" on tumblr! You're actually a girl. It's just how it is. Now take your estrogen and come join the transfem cuddle pile like you were always meant to.

Yall wanna see cope the likes nobody has ever seen?

If you're a Harry Potter fan or have your Hogwarts house in your bio, I'm just gonna assume you're an unsafe person automatically.

What if you could become lesbian

ahhh.... boston.... the home of the creampie