If You're A Harry Potter Fan Or Have Your Hogwarts House In Your Bio, I'm Just Gonna Assume You're An

i understand why the ‘grizzled loner who slowly melts & improves their outlook on life when forced to take care of a kid’ trope is a male exclusive role, bc the optics of a grizzled loner woman healing by becoming a mother are maybe not so good, but every time i think abt a hypothetical female version of that trope i black out instantly. could we maybe just do it one time and all agree to be cool about it

*geiger counter ticking sound* picking up extremely high levels of trans girls on this site.

Every single time someone mentions police role-playing in a sexual context I think of this tinder interaction and I instantly become absolutely stricken with laughter

Yummy

transgender snacks

this post explodes a transphobe

Be gay, trans, and alive

This is very important, always make sure to properly stimulate your bfs

Having a boyfriend is literally free

Well I do need to have *some* finger dexterity/j

can you use chopsticks?

i need a ‘come here darling, you don’t need to think’ kinda night