Reminder That Alex Turner Knows About Milex Fanfiction And Had The Most Bizarro Response When A Journalist

early 1980’s late 2000’s

credit: @taylah_mr

If you look at Murdoc’s attraction to men, his interests are… pretty consistent. 

Danny Dyer. [x]

Vin Diesel. [x]

Tom Cruise. [x]

Ronnie Corbett. [x]

David Attenborough. [x]

There’s also a reference about his doing a porn film with Ron Jeremy and getting defensive about it. [x]

Kirk Douglas. [x]

Danny Brown. [x]

The cast of Last of Summer Wine, who he apparently got railed by in the 90s, as mentioned in G Magazine 2017. [x]

He also talks about going to kiss Robert De Niro during a 2001 Loveline interview. [x]

So what do we learn from this? 1. Murdoc’s attraction to men consists entirely of people who could obliterate his skinny ass, which also tracks with his lady crushes (Kelly, ex-KGB agent, Madonna, Moon Flower) and 2. Some of these feel like commentary on Murdoc’s daddy issues, and considering he’s spoken of ‘getting something out of’ calling Madonna ‘daddy’, well… 

I saw this and I thought of them :b

My version:

casio on a plastic beach

The Death of Cortez: Part 3

You’re alright…

A 2doc moment that I hear nobody talk about (because it's literally visible for less than half a second at normal speed) is in the gshock pt 3 video where murdoc tries to push 2D out of the way of the explosion. I think about it a lot.

Or hey maybe he was just trying to get himself out of the way faster either way he touched 2ds shoulder so I'm jumping around all happy-like

one of my favorite johnpaul moments that i think about very often is that time when paul mccartney like idiot doofus the third told tv reporters that he's taken LSD and obviously got backlash and was explaining himself to a journalist and john jumped in like Yeah well the Tv Reporters shouldn't have fucking Reported on it it's not Paul's fault He got asked a Question what do you want him to do Lie? You want us to fucking Lie? This is all the fault of Big Media. Fuck you. and paul is sitting beside him like Yeah... :)

it was like this