If You Look At Murdoc’s Attraction To Men, His Interests Are… Pretty Consistent.

If you look at Murdoc’s attraction to men, his interests are… pretty consistent.

Danny Dyer. [x]

Vin Diesel. [x]

Tom Cruise. [x]

Ronnie Corbett. [x]

David Attenborough. [x]

There’s also a reference about his doing a porn film with Ron Jeremy and getting defensive about it. [x]

Kirk Douglas. [x]

Danny Brown. [x]

The cast of Last of Summer Wine, who he apparently got railed by in the 90s, as mentioned in G Magazine 2017. [x]

He also talks about going to kiss Robert De Niro during a 2001 Loveline interview. [x]

So what do we learn from this? 1. Murdoc’s attraction to men consists entirely of people who could obliterate his skinny ass, which also tracks with his lady crushes (Kelly, ex-KGB agent, Madonna, Moon Flower) and 2. Some of these feel like commentary on Murdoc’s daddy issues, and considering he’s spoken of ‘getting something out of’ calling Madonna ‘daddy’, well…

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