Pope Once He And JJ Adopt Kids

JJ: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am.

John B: I know I should be focused on the fact that you just came out, but HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING!

Pope: What do you think butterflies taste like?

JJ: They taste bad

Pope:

Pope: How-

JJ: I answered your question, that's all you get!

Pope, staring at JJ’s ass

JJ: Pope, stop staring at my ass you’re making it hard to concentrate

Pope, basically shouting: how do you think I feel?!

Cleo: Can you teach me how to hoe?

JJ: Rude.

JJ: *sips beer*

JJ: But yes.

*after the motorcycle incident*

Pope: Is the pain bad?

JJ: It's not that bad.

Pope: Don't lie to yourself.

JJ: I'm not lying to myself, i'm lying to you.

JJ: You're right.

Pope: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

JJ: 🖕🖕

John b: I have the sharpest memory. Name one time I forgot something.

JJ: you left me in the parking lot two weeks ago

John B: I did that on purpose

Random cat: Meow.

JJ: You sly bastard, I never would've thought of that.

Cleo: I'm sorry, but can he actually speak cat or is he just messing with us?

Pope: Knowing JJ... It may very well be both.

JJ: *talking to Kiara and Pope and sways on his feet* woah

Pope: *freaks out* JJ love, are you alright?

Kiara: *ready to beat some bitch up if JJ is hurt* what's wrong what happened?

JJ: *thinks back to everything he's done* oh i haven't eaten today that might be why-

Pope and Kiara: JJ MAYBANK

JJ: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. 
Pope: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. 
JJ: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? 
Pope: Is it working?