Married JJPope

Kiara: I told JJ that every time he lies, his ears turn red

Sarah: what, why?

Kiara: watch

Kiara: JJ, do you have a crush on Pope?

JJ, covering his ears: no!

JJ, flopping on top of pope

Pope: you okay, sweetheart?

JJ: sweetheart? Are we doing pet names now?

Pope, flustered: it just- it just slipped out!

JJ: *talking to Kiara and Pope and sways on his feet* woah

Pope: *freaks out* JJ love, are you alright?

Kiara: *ready to beat some bitch up if JJ is hurt* what's wrong what happened?

JJ: *thinks back to everything he's done* oh i haven't eaten today that might be why-

Pope and Kiara: JJ MAYBANK

*JJ and Pope working on their new house together*

JJ: just pound the nail into the wall

Pope, muttering: I’ll pound you against a wall

Pope once he and JJ adopt kids

Pope: I’m the cool dad. That’s my thing. I’m hip. I surf the Web. I text. LOL: laugh out loud. OMG: Oh my God. WTF: Why the face?

JJ, under his breath: Futurehusbandsayswhat

Pope: huh

Topper: What

JJ: FUCK NO

Everyone at DisneyLand pt1

Kiara: is that a leash? JJ, *Holding the leash attached to their sons harness* No, its a child safety tether

Pope: It's a leash, don't judge us

JJ: we have a runner

Pope: Cooper is going through a phase, oh, we hope its a phase

JJ: He bolts every chance he gets

JJ, *chasing Cooper at the park* COOPER!

JJ, *chasing Cooper in town* COOPER!

JJ, *chasing Cooper out of Day care* COOPER!

JJ: So we had no choice but to put him on a child safety tether

Pope: its a leash, and... we did have a choice

JJ and Pope *staring into each other’s eyes*

John B *opens a beer*

JJ: we’re having a moment

John b: and I’m having a beer

Pope, walking across their lawn: I’ve seen hogs, I’ve seen goats, I’ve even seen a three-legged-

*Pope, falls into the mini inflatable pool in the middle of the lawn.*

JJ, holding their baby, trying not to laugh but failing: Oh! Oh my god-

Pope, looking up and glaring.

JJ, covering his face: I’m sorry-

Pope: really, JJ? I could have just died.

*Pope, stands and falls out of the pool.*

JJ, wheezing.

Pope Heyward’s Camera Roll