Tell Me Why This Sign In Saw On Tiktok Immediately Reminded Me Of Dan

I was just bored & looking through Apple Music. Tell me why the “About DanAndPhilBEATS” is so fuckin funny lmao Like which one of them wrote this 💀 (edit: probably Dan, tbh)

no but seriously imagine it

Did I really just hear dan Howell say "they swapped nipple fibres"

y’all will not believe who i immediately thought of

Every time I watch the dress to impress in real life video, whenever dan and phil pose 28, I am pleading with them to just hinge at their hips and not their knees

One thing i think is criminal is the fact we haven’t seen the precious baby angel tshirts again

no no guys you don't get it he doesn't wear my merch all the time because he loves me it's because it somehow has magical healing powers and is the only hat in the world that can stop his migraines. it's not gay guys

Phil seems like the type of person who has a weirdly high pain tolerance, but as soon as he feels nauseous, it's over, he can't do anything until it passes

i just think he's neat

Phil Lester, this you?