I Just Think He's Neat

I appreciate Dan's commitment to presenting this as a guaranteed gay love story

i don’t really know how to edit videos but i have adobe premiere and a dream. @rpftourney thank you for your service it’s been real

I just decided someone now need to make a cock shame edit of the sign

Tell me why this sign in saw on tiktok immediately reminded me of dan

Someone needs to make Phil wear some aggressively long false nails. They'd fit his princess hands too well.

I *NEED* for that austistic twink and that asshole of a frenchman *in* each other STAT.

LOSING IT over tommy and jack’s reaction to dnp’s shit. questioning all the life choices that led up to having these horny motherfuckers guest star on their podcast

transcript:

jack: what do you think it was about him?

dan: tall, mysterious german man, long fingers

phil: very long fingers

dan: yeah

I was just bored & looking through Apple Music. Tell me why the “About DanAndPhilBEATS” is so fuckin funny lmao Like which one of them wrote this 💀 (edit: probably Dan, tbh)

Phil is a film nerd, dan is a theatre nerd

Wow, I have the phedsheets sewing machine, I'm just really deep into the phandom

tumblr is trying to sell me an amazingphil sewing machine. this place knows me so well.

I love Dan's need to try and cancel phil at any chance he gets