Honestly It Makes Things A Bit More Tedious And It's So Annoying To Switch From Messages To Channels

Guys, I think they like me

Imagine the day there's sex bots, and they get a virus?

Like what does it do? Does the sex bot kill you? Does it start vibrating from weird input commands? Does it fucking take your card and empty out your bank?

Tired noises.mp3.mp3.mp3.mp3....

he's so me

I make sex jokes because sex is a joke to me.

‘Why do you make sex jokes if your asexual? Doenst that mean you want sex’

Bestie I can make jokes about being impaled on a spike medieval torture style, doesn’t mean I want to

It's a massive web comic that was written in MS Paint. And there is a pun on Ms. Paint as well. It uses flash which now no longer works so you may have to go through YouTube or the way Back machine to get it. It went on hiatus for an entire YEAR, finally got updated, then ended with a massive YouTube video at the end. Then it spawned a game and yeah it had merch but what pumpkin died. Then recently a few years ago it got an update called Meat and Candy then went onto have a Homestuck^2 made. That's on indefinite hiatus now.

But it's very long. It's too many pop culture references into one story and it caused a lot of con drama and made us find out we have more idiotic humans on the planet than we realized bc someone tried sharpie dying themselves. As in their own skin.

Thanks. Sounds like the summary of Modern Day Humans. Dumb, dumb and dumber.

Perfect advice.

Haii hellowrr howdy!!! :3 I'm a really big fan of your videos, they're amazing and always bring a smile to my face when i need it most! You are one of if not my favorite youtuber!! Anyways, here's my question: What would you advise to new tumblr users? Your videos make this place seem so wonderful and i really wanna be a part of this. Thanks!! ^w^

Man, I need to be a lot better about tagging my answers for Tumblr newbie advice... otherwise I would say just click on that tag and there you are, and I don't have to repeat myself...

If you're "fresh off the boat" in joining Tumblr and just starting out, welcome! Here are a few things to remember:

Make sure you get yourself a new profile pic when you can, so people don't assume you're a bot when you start following blogs. It can be anything you like, as long as it's not the default Tumblr sphere and cone faces, or a scantily clad humans (usually female) making poses and selfies. :P

Whether you're new or a Tumblr veteran, we are all treated the same. No one knows other people's follower counts, it's not publically broadcasted like Twitter and Instagram, or Youtube subscribers or Facebook friends. Which means there's no need to put people on pedestals, or look down on others.

Don't be afraid of liking and reblogging posts. When you reblog things, you can say nothing, or you can write something relevant or clever in your post addition, hide your thoughts in the tags, or whisper to OP in the comment section.

This is an app / site where you can be yourself. Enjoy the things you like, express yourself how you want to. You might feel like you're screaming into the void for a while at first, but it's not that hard to find people who like the same things you like.

Try to keep your head on straight and your wits about you. They call it Tumblr because it's easy to tumble down the rabbit hole and wind up in strange, whimsical places where everyone is crazy and mad and don't make a lick of sense. If you're a little weird and wacky, you'll fit in nicely. If you're lost and questioning what people are talking about with their plinko horses and vanilla extract memes, be patient. You'll find out soon enough.

There, that should be enough to satisfy newcomers. If you're still wondering what to do, search for Tumblr advice elsewhere. I'm far from being a Tumblr expert. XD

One Fish, Two Fish

Red Fish, Blue Fish

I ate both fish

Racism is gone

But like, what if we Rick rolled him? They would never expect the spanish- I mean Rick Astley Inquisition

Like how do you write like this. Do you comment? Weird question, I'm aware.

Those are reblogs with additions. When you reblog a post, you can either leave it blank, or include your own words / art / gifs / tags / whatever. Comments are a little more private. Usually only the OP will see your comments, or others who like writing / reading comments.

Reblogging is like you deciding to jump publically on stage (no need for performance anxiety, there's no pressure, we're all mostly silly clowns anyway!), and comments are like going backstage to chat with the ringleader.

Somewhere in the middle is only leaving tags on a post. That's like whispering on stage, or calling out from the audience where most people can't hear you. But if they're silly / relevant enough, sometimes your tags will be screenshotted and added to the post (or peer-reviewed, as we call it) by the OP or some other reblogger, so you'll have a microphone pushed in your face, or get pulled on stage against your will. XD

Beautiful comic! Sums it up well.

I have gone one further and made a decent scale cosine curve for this purpose

the video game parabola where games that are bad are bad but games that are too polished are also bad