I Often Latibulate Myself. This Usually Occurs After Finding Out The McDonalds Icecream Machine Is Broken,

Internal monologue: what am I doing with my life

officialandreousaccount becomes oicinrouccoun

My name is is now Oicin Rouccoun. Kinda sounds like Oicin Raccoon. Do not call me Oicin Raccoon.

Imma do this because I’m fucking bored.

What’s your url?

Now take away any and all numbers (1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0), take away the letters F, Z, M, Q, L, H, B, T, P, E, A, Y, S, B, D, and X, take away all dashes (-),

What’s your new fucked up version of your url?

crustycreature

crucrur

Biting someone is unironically one of my coping mechanisms /affectionate ways to show love

sorry he bit you. It’s his coping mechanism

But like, what if we Rick rolled him? They would never expect the spanish- I mean Rick Astley Inquisition

Like how do you write like this. Do you comment? Weird question, I'm aware.

Those are reblogs with additions. When you reblog a post, you can either leave it blank, or include your own words / art / gifs / tags / whatever. Comments are a little more private. Usually only the OP will see your comments, or others who like writing / reading comments.

Reblogging is like you deciding to jump publically on stage (no need for performance anxiety, there's no pressure, we're all mostly silly clowns anyway!), and comments are like going backstage to chat with the ringleader.

Somewhere in the middle is only leaving tags on a post. That's like whispering on stage, or calling out from the audience where most people can't hear you. But if they're silly / relevant enough, sometimes your tags will be screenshotted and added to the post (or peer-reviewed, as we call it) by the OP or some other reblogger, so you'll have a microphone pushed in your face, or get pulled on stage against your will. XD

"nothing is real atoms never touch each other youve never touched anything in your life" ok. well when i pet my dog he is soft and when he licks my hand it is wet and that is far more real to me than whatevers going on at an atomic level

C0MMS OPEN INDEFINITELY!! i have college fees and um. need to get a lawyer asap (we might get evicted.) please reblog, it helps more than you think! i prefer to be contacted on discord (dailyralsei) because i don't get notifications for tumblr dms.. thank you so much for reading :(

This made my day

gay stuff

Some half-assed reply.

me when the mutual is online : yayyyy the mutual is online the mutual is online yip yip :D

Fun fact: Hieroglyphs are a logographic system, where each character represents a word, although in some cases, two characters could join together to form a single word, like for Turquoise, which is represented with a man and a pig next to each other.

Logographic systems nowadays are systems such as Chinese Hanzi, Japanese Kanji, etc.

Emojis could also be considered Logographic, since they tend to represent a single word, rather than a sentence or a letter. i.e: 🤧 represents "sick" but it has the contextual meaning of "I am sick."

In the examples given by OP, this too, is a logographic system, though rather limited in vocabulary.

Also I think it's a shame we have an emoji of a bow and arrow, but not one of just an arrow or just a bow.

aspec are so cool bcs aro - 🏹, ace - 🃏, apl - 🍎 we got hieroglyphs!!

the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire

icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down

cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)

feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated