Warhammer Has A Very Big Issue With How It Focuses On Space Marines And Space Marine-adjacent Things

Thunderhawks don't fly. They take engines and point them straight down. When they need to move, they take more engines and point them backwards. Sometimes there's ailerons or rudders to change direction. Other times they just use more engines.

It's engines all the way down.

I have a feeling that a space marine (talking about in armour here btw) might actualy be more earodynamic than any of the space marine planes

You know what? Yeah

I love the "the navy would love to have you" "not gay enough yet".

theyre unlocking new types of guy over on reddit apparently

We posting pride flags? Here's my femboy command squad for my Sons of the Phoenix.

They're, uh, definitely sons of Dorn.

"yoU'rE PAiNtInG tHEm WroNG"

Get fucked, loser.

Since the ecclesiarchy's reason for creating sororitas was the fact that they were forbidden from having men under arms nonbinary sororitas are 100% allowed within canon send post

Hello Kitty marines always go incredibly hard. The colors are very striking, and the soulless dark eyes go very well with warhammer.

"yoU'rE PAiNtInG tHEm WroNG"

Get fucked, loser.

The working conditions aren't great, but they throw morale-boosting pizza parties every month.

I think it's funny how in Warhammer, Nurgle's domain is just so much less appealing than the other three Chaos Gods, so to compensate they just made it canon that Nurgle is a cool boss. Like yes, he will give you turbo syphilis, but he's the kind of god you could have a beer with. In the Warhammer universe, people fall to darkness because they become overwhelmed by violence, become incredibly horny, desire terrible arcane knowledge, or because they didn't get a raise even though they've been going above and beyond at work this year.

Killing Ferrus literally drives him to suicide and is the tipping point that makes him fall.

Whenever he's sober, he is haunted by shame for what he did.

i am punished by love

One of the key traits of my homebrew chapter is that they're fighter pilots, so whenever one of my character models fails in a memorable manner, if he doesn't have one already, he's getting a callsign (and a name if I haven't named him by then).

Currently i have:

- Techmarine Takao Mataumoto, callsign "anvil", because he got beat up by a Salamander. Said Salamander was a sergeant--not even a character model, but just a regular guy.

- Captain Imai Kichiro, callsign "Grotslayer". In a battle against the Orks, a grot sniped him in one hit (including a CP reroll for the saving throw) while the rest of the squad remained unharmed from the rest of the unit's shooting.

Plot twist (or untwist): he becomes a peacock mantis shrimp.

What primarch shall be shrimpified?

… shall? anon what are you planning

… angron. so he can finally have some fucking peace. shrimps is too small for butchers nails

From the Chief Apothecary's operating table.