"Dear Diary, A Creepy Giant Stared At Me Today. I Didn't Like It As Much As I Thought I Would".

He's too pretty for helmets.

Sanguinius I love you but where the fuck is your helmet 😭

working on modelling a battle barge for my homebrew Space Marine chapter, the Emerald Wings.

(Yes, this blog is named after them)

Considering that one of the fundamental principles of BDSM is that it be safe, sane, and consensual, proper BDSM is, in fact, anathema to Slaanesh, and would therefore be encouraged by the Imperium of Man. In this essay I will

Pain, suffering, and a shallow grave beats an eternal void in my soul that I try desperately to fill with excess to pretend it's not there.

I mean, Slaanesh is probably one of thr better chaos gods to follow, but that's not saying much.

why̴̡̥̞͕̖͛͋̃́̊̅́̃͋̔̌ are you still a loyalist, your c̶̨̬̩̳͒̊̓͛̃͊̃̚͠͠͝͝orpse-emperor doesn't lo̶̧̜͇̣͔̳͕͕͙͎͗͐̾̈́̀͑́̔̓̍͑͝ͅͅve you

wouldn't you rath̷͉̦͕̭̏̅er risk your life for ả̸̛͙̺̹͎̝͐̉͐͗͑́̚ cause that will give yoụ̶̧̬̖̘̩̪̭͉̮͚̜͉̆̃͗̇́̽̂̑͗́̿͠ something besides pain and mĩ̸͎͍̙̪̬̱̾sery and a shallǫ̸̝̰̱̩̐̂̽͋́̈́͗̃̋͑̚͝͝w grave on s̸̢̼̥̳̳͔̗͍̜̭̝̖͉͒͋̈́̋̈͌͆̏͠ome backwater world in the end?

ẃ̴̞͚̞̬̦̮̤̭͎͍̪̗̙̅͂͗͗̈́̉̃̕͜ơ̸̢̨̺̘̠̺̲̘̖͔̥͛́̄͑́̂́́u̵̮̬̼͉͇̻͎͒͌͗̄͗͐͗̽̑̇͋̀̌̕l̷̛̝̦͙̤̻̬̖̜͚̀͛̑͆̍͐̂̈͛̈̓̇́͘d̶̛̩̭̱͓͌͗n̷̛̙̜̋͗̔̓̇̋͋͊̕͘'̴̢̨̘͚̠̤̦̩̹̭̤͍͙̳̈̒͠t̵̛̻̖̗͙̰̹̟̫̳̳͓͔̟͙́̓͑̃͂̀͋͑͗̈́̚ͅ ̷̛̫̖̼̿̄͛͌̊̓̚ý̸̨̨̡̳̟͔̦͔̮̗̘̱͈͔͖̿̇͆̑̑͆ơ̸̻̩̙͉̾̈̇̍̄̿́͘͘͠͝ư̷̹͔͓̺̆̔͊̑ ̷͔̒̄́͘͘r̷̬̩͙̾͝͝a̸̛̫̫͌̌͒̔̇̒̄̇̈́́̽͘͝t̸̢͔̣̗̹̠͙̯̫̠̩͎̟̮͇̆̈́͛͒̇̊͒̾h̷͇̮̯͇̺̿̂͑̋͊͋̕͘ͅę̷͈͍̗̹̩̙̖͌̈́̎́͐̐̎̕͘͝͝r̶̛̝͔̈́̔̀͂̐̒̍̂͗̈ ̸͕̞̝̗̖̪̫̲̈́́̒͑͆̀̈̔̆͑̓̐͋͆̕e̸̡̛̝̙͔̪̰̺͊͜m̴̧̧̟̞͎̩̞̙̹̰̠̥͆͊̓̚͜ͅb̵̛̰͎͕̝̙̟̙̥̰̆́̽͝ͅr̷̡̨͊̀̾̓̂̓̈́̿͗̽͒͠͠a̴̧̞̘̳͍̜̹͍̺̖͓͓͚͍͋̐͊̂͛̐̽̀͘̕͜͝ç̴̼̜̫̘̥͕̣̞̐̎͗̄̔̅͜͝͝ͅȇ̷̦͇̼̬͙͚̖̮̭̱̩̙͓̭͕ ̵̘̤̤̟̳̺̮̗̝̗̹̞̊̐̇͜e̸̜͓̱̼̹̰̺͂̈͑̅̋̄̐̿̏̈́̓̽̎͘͜x̷̦͉͙͇̼̮̀͛̾͋̑̌͝ͅc̸̢̧͓͖͉͋͛̉̂̆͂͘͠ë̶͕̥̳̻̣̠́̇̾̿́̓͑̂s̷̨̜̘͕̬̲̔̌͑̒́̆̀̌̈́͘͠s̴̡̧̛͖̼͎̜̺̘̺̤͍̱̟̎̃̓̇̊̈́̊̈́̓̑̌͋?̴̳̯̺̘̗̟̥͈͚͙̻̰̜̈́̓͛̀̑̓̃̆̊̈́̿́̚̕

Narthex, Blackball Ten-Two-Two, we need a commissar and a priest at our lima asap.

When I first saw this I thought it was about Orkz.

I completely support the pushing of boys against walls

Lung cancer is all ing your lungs, and it will still kill the rest of you.

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

As much as I love Sanguinius, I think Leman is at the top because of how he grows over the Heresy. He's not just a primarch, a demigod of war and a symbol of the Imperium. He's a man. A human person. He makes mistakes, he has regrets, he's not perfect. He's just Leman.

Experiment part 1:

Which primarch is the best*? Loyalist version

Let me know how you define 'best' in this case. For Imperial science

"It came to me in a dream" is more compelling credentials for a source than having asked ChatGPT.

Bring back all the weird nerdy fandom participants who are being productive making fanworks and kick out all the ones that spend all day farming outrage

The funny thing is they've basically got the opposite stance on FSM. One says they can't exist ever, because lore, one says they do exist and always have, because lore.