Given Malcador's expression, that's exactly what just happened.
You know that time a couple invited the Queen of England to their wedding and she actually showed up? Imagine someone kinda jokingly inviting a Primarch or even Big E Himself and to their shock (and likely horror) they rsvp
Fucking hilarious. Big E could technically shapeshift into a less recognizable form but where's the fun in that? He arrives as he is, with Malcador as his plus one.
Listen, if he's comfortable enough to come out of the closet, we should let him.
i hope i am
would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no
Considering that one of the fundamental principles of BDSM is that it be safe, sane, and consensual, proper BDSM is, in fact, anathema to Slaanesh, and would therefore be encouraged by the Imperium of Man. In this essay I will
Nukes aren't Dark Age tech, anyone with a decent enough understanding of physics and uranium (or plutonium) could make one.
One amusing constant inconsistency in Warhammer literature is this.
The nuke.
From the dark age if tech, the blast radius of a nuke varies from authour to authour.
I have seen them damn a world to nuclear winter.
I have seen just one level a hive city.
I have also seen just one gut an Imperial fleet.
No one can figure out how powerful of they are....
Also, for a bit of dark age tech that no one can replicate.... There is a lot of nukes out there, like a lot, I thought dark age tech was meant to be insanely rare?
Unless you top, in which case you get "Iron Without."
If you fuck an iron warrior this pops up
Context: the French high-speed rail system is called the TGV, short for Train a Grande Vitesse.
Ships are King George V (real) and Bourgogne (paper ship/designed but never built)
The funny thing is they've basically got the opposite stance on FSM. One says they can't exist ever, because lore, one says they do exist and always have, because lore.
You have also forgotten I, Cato Sicarius, the most important and iconic member of the most esteemed Ultramarines space marine chapter.
thanks to @moociaoafterdark for this treasure >:3c
Call it queer infighting, but I feel like a safe space for GNC people should not have people who insist that being GNC is a pipeline to being trans.
Edit: TERFs fuck off. You are just as bad when it comes to respecting people's gender identity as the people I'm complaining about.
I don't like derailing my own post, but since so many of you people have shared this, it's too good of an opportunity to pass up.
Goals for the tabletop space battle game I'm working on
Complex ship design with lots of math and crunchy bits
Fast, simple gameplay that doesn't require massive amounts of record-keeping.
I like ship design processes, but sometimes, I just want to get to the part where things explode. So I'm making something with both.
Femboys, Warhammer 40,000, Battleships, and whatever else crosses my mind
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