There Is Something To The Genre Of ‘the Tumblr Ad’ That Is Just So [scrunched Face]

Pred keeping their friend/partner in their mouth while they go about their day and do chores.

I request tech support

How do you add the intractable “read more” thingy

Don’t know if I’ve already said this, but I will again again.

I love being in the belly of a pred, so MANY benefits, truely unrivalled. Not only are you in the comfiest place imaginable; it’s nice and warm, soothing ambience, massager, close proximity to a loved one (Platonic or otherwise). You are also in the safest place imaginable; an escape from the world and all its pain — a vacation if you will, and a powerful protector.

It’s also a good place for hide and seek. Good times all around.

silly idea, hurt/comfort pred skizz prey gem, skizz has to keep gem safe! but he doesn't have time to explain before he's gulping her down. (is it tiny gem or is it giant skizz? either way works) but then he explains she's safe and he's so worried and frantic to make sure she's okay and knows she's safe that gem just goes 'aww skizz is just being skizz I'm perfectly safe, time to tease him instead of freaking out' - lilmia

Angel instinct to protect + small friend + deep dark = tummy jail; skizzy can’t help himself- he held off the urge for so long but warden was just too much and now he’s not able to make any noise or explain to his new prisoner that he’s not trying to eat them. Basically the moment he’s somewhere safe he just breaks down in apologies hugging his middle and gem can’t do anything but rub gently at him and reassure. Poor guy is just a softie at heart and he’s so scared of making his friends feel unsafe around him (not that he ever could)

Good writing is like cocaine, I will snort that shit up.

Doesn’t matter if if the movie/show is shitpost incarnate or fairly serious, I will snort it.

You could even imagine a wee gif.

A pile of cocaine (flour) sits in front of me, With the text “GOOD WRITING” overlaying it.

I proceed to snort the powder, like I’m desperately trying to keep in the snot whilst having a cold.

The scene cuts, then re-emerges

I proceed to have a massive coughing fit, whilst dearly regretting my decision.

One thing that I’ve been enamoured with for quite a while at this point is: ‘possession’ / soul switching. (I have no idea what I’m supposed to call it)

So it’s an ability of the prey, maybe pred if I’m up to it, where the prey’s consciousness switches with the pred. I hope that’s clear enough. It’s something that I tend to add to unwilling prey and so when the pred noms them and has them in their mouth they pull a uno reverse card and now the pred is in THEIR mouth. They’d get soo disoriented like imagine nomming someone one second then the next your the person you were nomming, crazy. Maybe *mischievous cackling* you become secretly willing to pull the switcheroo and “you have fell for my trap” while hovering them above your mouth and tease them.

When theirs multi-vore involved and where one of the other prey want to nom another but can’t due to size limitations the almighty switcheroo can be pulled so that they have an opportunity to also nom their friend. If the body doesn’t morph too then the only way that they could tell is by personality shift. So, for example, mouth-play; they me tossed around one second then by gently swirled around. Even pretend to not have the personality change is very fun, especially if they just can’t act for the life of them so you bring ‘em up to them and they deny it (obviously lying). *further yapping*

I blame ‘ The click’ (aka the strangely attractive swede) for my conversion to tumblr-ism.

I once was like “I must study these funny little tumblr-ino’s”. To getting the app, and…

*insert Sméagol impression* “Precious, lovely precious”

I will never leave not even if god commanded it.

I used to say to think “ why, so do we have so much romantic nonsense!” (Halfy, because I didn’t care much for it my end either (romantic platonic…)) to: GIMME GIMME GIMME! ME MUST HAVE IT!

Preds who fuss and coo over how cold you are, before scooping you up and gently sliding you into their mouth. They're terribly still, just letting you lay there for awhile, before swallowing you down.

One things that I don’t even know if gets talked about as much as it should but it’s pretty much ‘snail on car’ vibes.

So ya know that tinies generally move slower then there giant counterparts, meaning that when they travel on there shoulder or something is generally a lot ‘windier’. I just imagine just a tiny feeling like being a snail on a car (vroom) or it hecken wimdy.

More fandom headcannons!

Daisuke defo prey, not a doubt in my mind about that.

Just a precious smol bean.