Good Writing Is Like Cocaine, I Will Snort That Shit Up.

Good writing is like cocaine, I will snort that shit up.

Doesn’t matter if if the movie/show is shitpost incarnate or fairly serious, I will snort it.

You could even imagine a wee gif.

A pile of cocaine (flour) sits in front of me, With the text “GOOD WRITING” overlaying it.

I proceed to snort the powder, like I’m desperately trying to keep in the snot whilst having a cold.

The scene cuts, then re-emerges

I proceed to have a massive coughing fit, whilst dearly regretting my decision.

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5 months ago

Narratively interesting traits, like the petrified preds I posted about the other day, but for prey is actually hard. What thingamabob would add to the scenerio with certain vibes?

Preds are easy, most if not all are pred-centric. Which makes adding unique traits to them, much simpler. But prey-centric stuff is so hard.

Like the only I could one’s that might be is healer prey, do a little swicheroo. That could be neat.

Anyways, I will devote more thought to this


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3 months ago

I am here to have a good time and anybody who dare stop me will be eaten! (Alive)

That is a threat, not a reward. Don’t think about it, ya lil freak.


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4 months ago

As I’ve been considering possible alt accounts

Been considering it, might post some dragon pilot stuff or other stuff. It is entirely possible that I forget that it exists btw.


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4 months ago

Teleporting prey are sick.

The prey could tease how the pred can’t catch them and it becomes a game, like a cat chasing a laser dot. And when the prey actually wants to eaten and doesn’t teleport away, the pred would get so confused. This doesn’t happen, what? Or smth like that.


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5 months ago

Pets hath been given

Your pfp is giving me much cute aggression. IUBFERIFUHSIDVBU. I will give him many pets, if permitted.

Sure!

5 months ago

What tags would even go with my “the adventures of the notorious trio” fic?

I know I’m 2/? Done but like still


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5 months ago

Imagine being in the belly of a generally hyper person

Bouncing left, right and centre. Like “STOP MOVING PLEASE, I did not just get eaten to be stuck in a bouncy castle!”


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Miscommunication go brrrrrr

5 months ago

DEAR ARTISTS, PLEASE READ THIS POST I STUMBLED ACROSS

DEAR ARTISTS, PLEASE READ THIS POST I STUMBLED ACROSS

IF YOU ARE NOT DOING THIS ALREADY, YOU SHOULD TRY IT

DEAR ARTISTS, PLEASE READ THIS POST I STUMBLED ACROSS

I even tested it out myself, it works great


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4 months ago

Not really a situation- but pred and prey dynamic

I absolutely love a scared anxious pred paired with a fearless and stern but kind prey.

The pred can barely order their own food at a restaurant, and the prey would absolutely fistfight anyone who dare make their pred sad.

Just- the drastic role shift from what is considered normal is wonderful.

🎃👍

9/10

I love that, very adorable

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