Functional Post

As a certified human, how in the duck do you use technology?

Like;

How do you underline things?

*memory wiped*

serious post + rant

One of the main reasons I prefer tumblr over all other social media platforms; is the anonymity. I don’t get bombarded with people who I have irl relations with. I’d rather them not know what I do over the internet (especially here), as I like a sense of privacy.

Anyways, to the main point of the post, it is also kind of a bummer. The sense of privacy and anonymity this service provides for this community is something I adore. Saying that, it still feels somewhat isolating, as I have no idea who any of you are. And, I have no irl people who share the same interests (generally, too).

One idea, which I considered then came to refuse its application, is basically joining a irl version of this. I initially liked it, as it would solve that issue. However, then I came to detest it as my anxiety took hold, there was no anonymity. Anything could happen, I deemed it too much of a risk.

Does any of this, resonate with you?

Thinking about nomming some prey makes me fr hungry.

I’m turning 19 soon

This is not a cause for celebration, this is a warning.

There is something to the genre of ‘the tumblr ad’ that is just so [scrunched face]

silly idea, hurt/comfort pred skizz prey gem, skizz has to keep gem safe! but he doesn't have time to explain before he's gulping her down. (is it tiny gem or is it giant skizz? either way works) but then he explains she's safe and he's so worried and frantic to make sure she's okay and knows she's safe that gem just goes 'aww skizz is just being skizz I'm perfectly safe, time to tease him instead of freaking out' - lilmia

Angel instinct to protect + small friend + deep dark = tummy jail; skizzy can’t help himself- he held off the urge for so long but warden was just too much and now he’s not able to make any noise or explain to his new prisoner that he’s not trying to eat them. Basically the moment he’s somewhere safe he just breaks down in apologies hugging his middle and gem can’t do anything but rub gently at him and reassure. Poor guy is just a softie at heart and he’s so scared of making his friends feel unsafe around him (not that he ever could)

I blame ‘ The click’ (aka the strangely attractive swede) for my conversion to tumblr-ism.

I once was like “I must study these funny little tumblr-ino’s”. To getting the app, and…

*insert Sméagol impression* “Precious, lovely precious”

I will never leave not even if god commanded it.

I used to say to think “ why, so do we have so much romantic nonsense!” (Halfy, because I didn’t care much for it my end either (romantic platonic…)) to: GIMME GIMME GIMME! ME MUST HAVE IT!

101 on how to deal with content you dislike

❌ ew it's so weird... :x

✔️ it's not really my thing :)

❌ you're a gross pedophile for drawing _____

✔️*blocks artist and gets on with their day*

❌why would you draw that..what is that. just....why

✔️*scrolls past post to find one you like*

Absolutely, adorbs from me

Hey i want you to know i smile everytime you post because the need for wholesome sfw mcyt vore is real and you do it so well, it makes my heart melt

Also its all inspired me to make some of my own mcyt nom au of sorts but im honestly so scared to post anything about it?? How do you do it, its so impressive omg

Actually i have a few things to say here, and thats also that i wanna ask of you just post about hermitcraft and empires people, or if youre in other mcyt circles? Dont have to answer that one if you dont want to, just curious. Oh and i implore you to consider pred!grian and prey!mumbo for literally anything, they make me ill and i need to see them be silly together

- the-sussy-imposter2

First of all, real, im a total sucker for the mcyt vore fluff and i love making that everyone's problem but it is a bit of an agony im one of the main guys doing it because it means if i want content i have to make it. ;-;

people always seem to ask me how i have the confidence to post all my weird stuff and the only answer i can come up with is that i just do not fear god? /silly i am immune to social propaganda and i do what i want. i wish people would unapologetically like weird harmless things more... the concept of cringe is dead live ur best life man

I- i think im in other circles? i guess i just dont post about them at all. a lot of them kinda overlap, like the lifers and sos guys. used to watch dsmp sometimes but never really got into it so that doesn't count.

GRIAN AND MUMBO THO! peak pred-prey dynamic. so silly and stupid together. mumbo is very pathetic and i feel like he would put himself in terrible situations constantly. Grian has to watch him constantly or he'll end up lost/somewhere hes not supposed to be.

It’s strangely cute, and I love it.

Yall, I dont think I've seen anyone else talk about this- but fullbody mouth/tum? Idk, the mouth is also the preds stomach? And the mouth is throughout the preds whole body?

Ima draw some visuals here ->

And it kinda is throughout the whole body ->

Those are both horrible drawings explaining it- but omg, just some of the stuff about this!!

Just how cool it'd feel having someone right under your skin, and not just in a specific spot. It'd be throughout every piece of you.

And If you need to quickly hide someone? It would take very little time to shove them in your mouth, then boom! Hidden!

Also, if the prey moves, then ->

1. You get to feel the prey pressing up against you, wherever they're trying to move.

2. They may be able to move that part of you too, like if they try to bend their arm, your arm may bend too.

And!!! For those who like to sit and taste the prey, then they wouldn't have to stop since the tongue is also in the tum!!!!

Just- aaaaa.