One Of The Pains In Being Long (tall) Is That It’s Hard To Find A Seat That You Can Swing Your Legs.

One of the pains in being long (tall) is that it’s hard to find a seat that you can swing your legs.

Morale of the story: be smol / smol-ness is underrated.

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7 months ago

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One opinion that I’ve heard, does “slightly” pee me off; all vore is sexual. This feels like projection and is quite frankly a dumb premise. It’s like stating that all beach selfies are just porn, just because you, yourself, consume it as such. This itself is another rant. This is obviously false, they — not just beach selfies, but all “content” — are just an expression of author, artist etc. and focus on their feelings. Plus, I believe, through exposure, that there are no limits to human “creativity” in how they cope with problems, so why on earth does something that you find to be porn, mean that others enjoy it in the same way. It annoys me so much. although, saying that I hope they change their mind, since I delusion-ally believe in best in others.


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2 months ago

silly idea, hurt/comfort pred skizz prey gem, skizz has to keep gem safe! but he doesn't have time to explain before he's gulping her down. (is it tiny gem or is it giant skizz? either way works) but then he explains she's safe and he's so worried and frantic to make sure she's okay and knows she's safe that gem just goes 'aww skizz is just being skizz I'm perfectly safe, time to tease him instead of freaking out' - lilmia

Silly Idea, Hurt/comfort Pred Skizz Prey Gem, Skizz Has To Keep Gem Safe! But He Doesn't Have Time To
Silly Idea, Hurt/comfort Pred Skizz Prey Gem, Skizz Has To Keep Gem Safe! But He Doesn't Have Time To

Angel instinct to protect + small friend + deep dark = tummy jail; skizzy can’t help himself- he held off the urge for so long but warden was just too much and now he’s not able to make any noise or explain to his new prisoner that he’s not trying to eat them. Basically the moment he’s somewhere safe he just breaks down in apologies hugging his middle and gem can’t do anything but rub gently at him and reassure. Poor guy is just a softie at heart and he’s so scared of making his friends feel unsafe around him (not that he ever could)


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5 months ago

Are you limited to one blorbo per show? If not, can I must buy more blorbo slots?


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(Major yapping incoming)

Where do you put your tinies, when you have nowhere to put them?

Let’s say that scenerio happens to involve you (the giant) trying to sort out one tiny but you can’t because your hands are full with lots of other tinies and there’s no place to put them maybe because you exist inside some kind of void space or something else entirely. You could just put the others in your mouth, like a little pocket space for tinies but a bit wet, or if there’s even more you can swallow them.

Am I saying that you should just eat your tinies for your own convenience, no. It is the first thing that comes to mind though. Like in some alternative scenario, you have the ability of flight. Potentially because you have wings as your a chimera like the almighty Kasane Teto. And also giving that gt applies, the stomach does seem to be an appropriate cabin space for your friends/passengers. It does have all the things that you would need for the long haul. (Comfy)


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10 months ago

Me when I see astolfo in the friend group chat (stereotypical men as well)

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5 months ago

I blame ‘ The click’ (aka the strangely attractive swede) for my conversion to tumblr-ism.

I once was like “I must study these funny little tumblr-ino’s”. To getting the app, and…

*insert Sméagol impression* “Precious, lovely precious”

I will never leave not even if god commanded it.

I used to say to think “ why, so do we have so much romantic nonsense!” (Halfy, because I didn’t care much for it my end either (romantic platonic…)) to: GIMME GIMME GIMME! ME MUST HAVE IT!


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Vore except the Giant is so overly excited to eat the Tiny that- when their Prey is inside their stomach, it keeps gently squeezing the Tiny, gets extra warm/cozy and waaaaaay more comfortable than normal hhhhhhhhhh


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3 months ago

As I’m relatively new to this space, one year as of now, I would like to understand/know those who I share this space with a little better. To make it clearer, what about vore is so appealing to you? I love this space, it’s somewhere that I’ve grown to be myself and it’s been a general benefit to my mental health. So feel free to rant on what about vore you like. Remeber that anything is permitted: fatal, digestion, reformation, safe, maybe even all of them.

I’ll share the cause for my complete adoration for this too. I love the idea of protecting others, especially the ones close to you, by having the inside of you. You get a sense of paralleled closeness with them and the pure wholesomeness that warms my heart. They’re also delicious! Plus, nomming them to keep them safe is just so oddly funny to me.


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