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BIG EYESTRAIN WARNING

Quick Poll!

Tezcatlipoca: Hey Tlaloc, Xochiquetzal is my comfort character so I need you to divorce her so I can marry her.

Tlaloc: What, no.

Xochiquetzal: I'm his comfort character, you have to. Also we're unleashing a social media mob on you.

*Tlaloc wakes up in a cold sweat in Tlalocan*

Tlaloc: Right, it was just a dream. I'm going to go cause a drought to cope.

Lowkey there have been times where I felt so ill and I was forced to sit outside for ten minutes and immediately felt better after stewing. I am a plant. Photosynthesis.

This is the Aztec god Nanahuatzin. He sacrificed himself in a fire so that the world would have a sun and humanity could live. However, there is a problem. More and more humans are spending less time in the sun to spend more time at work and in school. In some places, people spend the whole day without seeing the light of the sun because they are busy working! This makes Nanahuatzin very sad because it means his sacrifice was in vain. Please cheer him up by quitting your job and/or classes to spend more time in his radiant light.

Beautiful you have my vote

They have yet to invent an Aztec god who isn't at least 40% Tezcatlipoca, and with your support we can expand this to cultures that never interacted with the Aztecs.

So uh. Where’d you get that?

Chimalpopoca in English please? Spare Codex Chimalpopoca in English?

Made some merms

Tecciztecatl— Longfin Damselfish

Yauhqueme— Toro/Atlantic Bigeye

Opochtli— Flowerhorn Cichlid

Chalchiuhtlicue— Queen Parrotfish

Quick WIP! I’m working on an animatic thingy