Yooo The Them

Random Aztec mythos headcanons because why not

• The moon (Tecciztecatl) controls the tides because the Tlaloques begged Acuecueyotl/Chalchiuhtlicue to give him a job so that he wouldn’t feel useless. Also because they wanted their “brother” to stay in Tlalocan.

• Xolotl could absolutely devour a chicken salad BLT. I have no evidence for this. He just seems like a BLT guy.

• Tezcatlipoca drops into the animal baby voice when he thinks no one is around.

• Nanahuatzin is undiagnosed autistic because he kinda reminds me of lil undiagnosed me when I didn’t understand why I never really fit in :(

• Quetzalcoatl created Olms (olm pic for reference) and Xolotl hated them so much for copying his style that he put them all in Europe.

• Tonatiuh and Huitzilopochtli flip a coin on who wants to drive the sun that day

• Tecciztecatl is just the dad and dog meme with the moon rabbit

Surprised that Horus is allowed to cook after The Incidentᵗᵐ

shipping chart stuff p1

My leg started cramping really badly when I was drawing this and it was probably a sign from a higher power that I should stop but I didn’t

Beach episode when?

I figured out what swimsuit he'd wear, too!

Who let him get away with this

I have the same issue whenever monkey wrench comes on my feed 😭

Confession that a few months back I made the mistake of letting my brother read your Five Sun Theory (he is a HUGE Aztec mythology fan) before watching the actual show and at some point he came to me saying that whenever he saw JB he just thought "Mictlantecuhtli" rather than his actual name, so CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT

He's not on Tumblr but I am feeding him your theory posts and he loves them a lot

TELL YOUR BROTHER THAT ME TOO. It only happens with Jawbone for some reason but I think it's just that I can't remember his name in general

I'm glad he likes what I've written so far!! I will say I have most text for all ep4 characters, just gotta revise them and add the pics

Has he seen the full list? I will be updating it soon ;)

Thank you for telling me, it made me giggle

I put way too much effort into an Aztec mythology meets snapcube sonic dub shitpost

I blame this post for inspiration

Hi I’m procrastinating on the animatic just to write I am so productive while ignoring other things

Uhhh I started researching prosthetics and I didn’t have the heart to tell my medical therapeutics teacher it was because I wanted to make something both practical and something resembling the codexes at the same time

Usually there would be a shell around the foot but the structure matched the glyph nicely so reality is going out the door

Reblogs this from me friend :3

Teefers

Okay maybe I'll work on him next

Hey yall! I was wondering if any of you have any information on this specific myth. I’ve tried searching for it but nothing has came up.

It would be really funny if this guy made up a myth about the pretty boy though