I Put Way Too Much Effort Into An Aztec Mythology Meets Snapcube Sonic Dub Shitpost

I need to stop reading at midnight I read that as “Quetzalcoatl, the rain god’s wife” and I was thinking double congrats on the transition and the marriage Quetzalcoatl

Always. Absolutely always

Share. Please. In honor or this nameless hero whom because of this letter he or she sent me, could save a life tonight. 

again, my box is always open.

YIPPE E you are braver than I

i tried animating (kinda??) nana and tecciz in capcut and it got SO. LAGGY. I COULD COUNT THE FRAMES I FELT LIKE MY PHONE WAS ABOUT TO STOP WORKING ALTOGETHER and its too laggy to make anything better than this i fear but i had fun... (i think)

oh well. practice makes perfect, and i wanted to practice. im only posting this bc i havent rly posted much abt aztec gods in a while and its not too embarrassing (i think)

i had so much issues with getting tecciztecatls hair right in capcut oh my god. the boing was fun to make tho (i think)

★ closest to age to Quetzalcoatl (I haven’t decided which is older yet lol)

★ starts shit for fun but doesn’t actually mean harm (most of the time anyways)

★ would pick up a wild opossum and bring it home

★ very protective of his siblings even if he doesn’t want to admit it

★ Huitzilopochtli wasn’t technically a blood brother but Tez said yoink

rb this w ur hcs of tezcatlipoca im curious

Lowkey my friends when I talk about Aztec mythology 😔💔

thank uou for showing me your little white boy i do not like him can you put him away please

Laughs at you /j

not even an obscure canon call could save me.

HIIII. Maybe yeah

it would be silly if there was like.. a goth horror restaurant and all the dishes and drinks were named after characters like frankensteins spareribs or jonathans paprika hendl or montresors and fortunatos amontillado. or something.

i highly advise against eating anything that has 'renfield' in its name, though

Me finding something labeled “Amateur Tezcatlipoca Porn Videos” when trying to read about the fall of Tula for something

PUNTS THEM /VPOS

☀️The five suns ☀️

Well technically 5.5 ,but who counts?

Very cute all but more than a half of them (mostly tez) are responsable for the worst cosmic catastrophed

Oh and there's a cute little dog over there idk what's he's doing here but his name its xololt and has crooked legs 😁

Kind of weird stretch but shields and decapitation

Athena’s shield with the beheaded Medusa

Huitzilopochtli’s sister quarrel (here comes the stretch) and how dead warriors had to peek behind their shields to enter Ilhuuicatl-Tonatiuh. Also just being a warrior god and having a hummingbird feather shield idk it’s seven in the morning

If I had a nickel for every war deity, born as an full adult with armor, patrons of the most important cities, who have a bird as a sacred animal and have siblings who are constantly humiliated by them.

I'd two nickels, wich isn't a lot but it's weird that it happend twice

These two are besties now