What Is This Book On About

Wow now I’m scared of my upcoming Alaska trip

One of the funniest failures of US school system is the fact they are legally obligated to teach us all the states but they never actually show how big Alaska is like I have actually had teachers tell me that Texas is the biggest state. We have all just convinced ourselves that Alaska is that small shrunken down thing on most US maps and the people that know it's the largest state can almost never accurately describe how large it is.

For context here is a picture

Off topic but why did this remind me to go work on my crow project

me unfortunately

Oh yeah there’s also this bit

“Sahagún's passage describing the Toxcatl impersonator reads like the rapt portrayal of a man whose beauty approximated that of the ideal unmarried Aztec woman”

You can technically make Tezcatlipoca wear a maid dress and it would (kinda) work

"Although Sahagún never witnessed the Toxcatl rite, he described it at length in his encyclopedic Florentine Codex, in which he included his Aztec informants’ vivid description of the ideal victim’s physical appearance...I will argue not only that the young Aztec impersonator was chosen for his androgynous appearance but also that, during the events leading up to the moment of his death, his gender—but not his sex—was symbolically feminized to the point where he transcended the male-female binary altogether. The impersonator’s increasingly ambiguous gender, in other words, served as a visual sign of his association with, and ultimate transformation into, the god himself

D-does this mean Tezcatlipoca nonbinary??????

Your brain is telling you the correct things family angst family angst family angst

Fascinating phenomena where my brains can only think of fanfic ideas when I'm writing a essay on a completely different subject

You hurt me wtf is this

henry jekylls full statement of the case if it was good

I spawned in the year 18— to a large bag, endowed besides with excellent looksmaxxing, inclined by nature to skibidi, fond of the respect of the alpha and beta among my homies, and thus, as might have been supposed, with every guarantee of an honourable and distinguished future. And indeed my biggest skill issue was a certain impatient gaiety of rizz, such as has made the happiness of many, but such as I found it hard to reconcile with my imperious desire to carry my gyatt high, and wear a more than commonly sigmalike countenance before the public.

I remembered this post i felt like drawing them together ,two birds with with vast knowledge of weapons and strange births

Who made these fuckwads share Ce Miquiztli

Been drawing "el chavo del ocho" characters as their aztec versions

here the character "chilindrina" has her name swapped for xochilindrinatl to sound more naca and stupid.

i gave her a green tilmatl and a red chal, replaced her yellow bow for a movement simbol and her big square in the dress for a purpuseful one on the tilmatl, if you squint your eyes is practically the same, and thats the point.

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what character should i do next?

Can I be all three

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Doodles I made while trying a pixel brush including a fuckass Tecciztecatl and Tonatiuh