Oh Yeah There’s Also This Bit

hELP

This is from Thisisnotawebsitedotcom and there are only 3 days left. At May 9th the 9 month are over.

Me finding something labeled “Amateur Tezcatlipoca Porn Videos” when trying to read about the fall of Tula for something

I know 😔

I blame @thirteene42 for giving me evil inspiration

Thanks tumblr for throwing this on my feed while I’m drawing something bittersweet

I am actually ill about Huitzilopotchli right now

like can you imagine having to watch your entire family die, some by your own hand, and hearing everyone cheer. This is a good thing. You're so young. Your mother is dead. This is a good thing. You will be celebrated for this. You didn't protect her enough and yet this is a GOOD thing

this is us attacking you

Hi :3

AAAAAAAAAAAH AGGHHHHHHHHHH NOT THE BLAST

Lil doodle o made and the ref!

Guess who’s back back again

I’m back you freaks can’t keep me away from you

Don’t remember making this it just showed up in my camera roll

I mean it fits my groupchat calling him a twink

Random Aztec mythos headcanons because why not

• The moon (Tecciztecatl) controls the tides because the Tlaloques begged Acuecueyotl/Chalchiuhtlicue to give him a job so that he wouldn’t feel useless. Also because they wanted their “brother” to stay in Tlalocan.

• Xolotl could absolutely devour a chicken salad BLT. I have no evidence for this. He just seems like a BLT guy.

• Tezcatlipoca drops into the animal baby voice when he thinks no one is around.

• Nanahuatzin is undiagnosed autistic because he kinda reminds me of lil undiagnosed me when I didn’t understand why I never really fit in :(

• Quetzalcoatl created Olms (olm pic for reference) and Xolotl hated them so much for copying his style that he put them all in Europe.

• Tonatiuh and Huitzilopochtli flip a coin on who wants to drive the sun that day

• Tecciztecatl is just the dad and dog meme with the moon rabbit