PUNTS THEM /VPOS

XIPE TOTEC NOOOOO YOURE GONNA GET XIPE’D

this is so stupid I’m sorry

Reblogs this from me friend :3

One man’s biohazard is another man’s funner biohazard

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Kryptos: I think my eye is gonna pop

Bill, not paying attention: mhm…

He may or may not be wondering if his hat was always that big

Earth Lord? Earth Lady? Who cares

PFFF TYANK YOU

Do you want us to stab dictators like what

Lowkey there have been times where I felt so ill and I was forced to sit outside for ten minutes and immediately felt better after stewing. I am a plant. Photosynthesis.

This is the Aztec god Nanahuatzin. He sacrificed himself in a fire so that the world would have a sun and humanity could live. However, there is a problem. More and more humans are spending less time in the sun to spend more time at work and in school. In some places, people spend the whole day without seeing the light of the sun because they are busy working! This makes Nanahuatzin very sad because it means his sacrifice was in vain. Please cheer him up by quitting your job and/or classes to spend more time in his radiant light.

Why is he (≧◡≦) ♡

You are so right. I would work on some of these (with permission obviously) if I wasn’t so burnt out with writing 😭

Some of my aztec fanfic ideas cuz I have a essay due soon so I need these ideas out of my head NOW:

1. Tezcatlipoca down fall as the the first sun, mixed with Quetzalcoatl angst and scheming (xipe totec is watching from the side disappointed)

2. Quetzalcoatltal down fall as the second sun, mixed with tezcatlipoca angst and scheming ( xipe totec is watching from the side disappointed)

3. Tonatiuh and Tecciztecatl coming back down to earth, Tecciztecatl reconnects with his mother and siblings, but has a panic attack when he sees his dad because he internalized what he said at his sacrifice fire thing and can't get over it. Yes, he runs away like a coward

4. Xipe totec finally snaps and just fucking losses it on his brother for their bullshit, then gets angry and depressed at himself for getting in a fight with them, runs away, meet Xochipilli and he calms him down starting their beautiful weird platonic romantic non sexual relationship. (I have many thoughts on them)

5. Xipe totec evading becoming the sun like he's dodging the draft

6. Tezcatlipoca turning into a woman and being gay

7. Tezcatlipoca being gay with one of his impersonator/sacrifices (yes he switches from being a man to a woman and back again)

8. Tonatiuh, Tecciztecatl, and the transgender fire (non-binary and trans-fem respectfully)

YOU HAVE NOTHING TO PROVE

🚪🏃💨

And there's a pain you can't imagine

A special kind of torture you can feel

A cut that bleeds from somewhere deep inside you

A past regret you can't heal

And no one guesses all the while you’re praying

That screaming little stranger in your arms

Might just grow up and save you after all

Might just grow up and save you after all

SHEEEEEEEEE

Chalchihuitlicue is my fave, protect her at all costs 💕