Crying Is Not Enough

oh???

Born to be a princess that never holds anything, but I’m the only guy in my friend group

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

hanging out at mike’s place

Mike: "Okay... How does it work again? I'm confused."

Nancy, pulling out a chart: "Okay, so... I'm a bisexual, right I like both right? So I date Robin who like girls. This is called lesbian, okay? Robin also dates Chrissy you know the cheerleader, which I know about. I also date Steve and Jonathan separately. They also date each other but Steve dates Eddie too. But Eddie only likes guys. Are you following me, Mike? But Jonathan also dates Argyle who you've met. But Argyle is Pansexual which means he doesn't care and is also in a relationship with a girl called Eden. So, overall I'm a bisexual, so is Steve. Jonathan is probably a pansexual but he is also asexual so he doesn't care all that much about that stuff. Like I said Robin is a lesbian and so is Chrissy, but Chrissy she might be bi but isn't sure. Eddie is like Chrissy's mentor though they are like best friends. Robin and Steve are the exact same. We all have designated times when we do things together. We are all friends too. Communication is also important. We also have group events. So, yeah... That's pretty much it, I believe. "

Mike: "Isn't that like..."

Mike: *Inhales*

Mike: "Gay or something?"

Saw you asking for soapshipping requests... Can you please draw the lye scene or them fighting?? Thank you!

oh my god of course

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steddie and ronance on a double date:

*eddie and robin are 30 minutes late*

nancy, looking around: where are they? i’m afraid people might think we’re on a date instead.

steve: why, embarrassed to be seen with me?

nancy, deadpan: yes.

steve, fake insulted: you’re no delight either.

robin, appearing out of nowhere: i beg to disagree.

eddie, behind her: and wheeler, steve might be an idiot but at least he’s hot. be grateful.

steve, sarcastically: thanks, babe, so nice to see your devotion to me.

nancy: where have you two been??

eddie & robin: *look at each other confused*

robin: we were trying to be fashionably late.

steve: *rolls his eyes* fashionably late is five to ten minutes late, not 30 minutes late!

nancy: what gave you the idea that you were fashionably late?

eddie & robin: well we are fashionable *strike a pose* and late. but we guess you guys can’t relate.

steve & nancy: …

steve, to nancy: i think we accidentally dated the same person.

nancy: i know, it’s scary.

eddie definitely calls steve ‘pretty boy’ one day out of the blue before they start dating and steve just pauses, points to himself, and repeats “pretty boy?” hesitantly and in his mind he’s like freaking the fuck out because steve ‘bisexual panic’ harrington did NOT expect a man to so openly call him pretty, especially not eddie munson.

but eddie would just smile and nod, replying with a firm, “the one and only.” because he is a fucking SAP.

god i am weak for this man if anything happens to him i’m going to take a walk into a national park and never be seen again

DIVA DOWN