Mike: "Okay... How does it work again? I'm confused."
Nancy, pulling out a chart: "Okay, so... I'm a bisexual, right I like both right? So I date Robin who like girls. This is called lesbian, okay? Robin also dates Chrissy you know the cheerleader, which I know about. I also date Steve and Jonathan separately. They also date each other but Steve dates Eddie too. But Eddie only likes guys. Are you following me, Mike? But Jonathan also dates Argyle who you've met. But Argyle is Pansexual which means he doesn't care and is also in a relationship with a girl called Eden. So, overall I'm a bisexual, so is Steve. Jonathan is probably a pansexual but he is also asexual so he doesn't care all that much about that stuff. Like I said Robin is a lesbian and so is Chrissy, but Chrissy she might be bi but isn't sure. Eddie is like Chrissy's mentor though they are like best friends. Robin and Steve are the exact same. We all have designated times when we do things together. We are all friends too. Communication is also important. We also have group events. So, yeah... That's pretty much it, I believe. "
Mike: "Isn't that like..."
Mike: *Inhales*
Mike: "Gay or something?"
You can’t tell me that after Steve had his bi crisis that he didn’t immediately turn up the charm, because mans didn’t get a reputation for nothing 🤣
Steve, about Eddie: Sometimes I get so caught up on being gay that I forget I’m actually bi.
Nancy: Did it hurt when you fell- Robin: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt- Nancy: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs. Robin: ... Nancy: You just laid there for 15 minutes.
Steve: Hey, can I get a sip of that water? Eddie: It’s not water. Steve: Vodka! I like your sty- Eddie: It’s vinegar. Steve: …What? Eddie: It's vinegar, PUSSY.
Robin: What are you getting Eddie for the holidays? Steve: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your husband when they already got everything they could've ever wanted when they married you. So I'm not sure yet. Robin: I'm getting Eddie a divorce lawyer.
Eddie: You believe me? Dustin: Eddie, you’re the last good person on this planet. I‘d believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.
Eddie: I like your new pants! Steve: Thanks, they were 50% off! Eddie: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks* Steve: The store can’t just give away clothes for free. Eddie: That’s… not what I meant. Steve: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Eddie.
Dustin: I was put on this earth to do one thing. Dustin: Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want.
Robin: The Ocean is a soup. Steve: Steve: Do elaborate. Robin: What are needed for something to be a soup? Steve: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine. Robin: *Tilts head* Steve: The Ocean is a Soup. Robin: The Ocean is a Soup.
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nancy : Your smile? It makes my day.
robin: Your happiness? I live for that.
eddie: A room? Get one.
steve: Hotel? Trivago
eddie definitely calls steve ‘pretty boy’ one day out of the blue before they start dating and steve just pauses, points to himself, and repeats “pretty boy?” hesitantly and in his mind he’s like freaking the fuck out because steve ‘bisexual panic’ harrington did NOT expect a man to so openly call him pretty, especially not eddie munson.
but eddie would just smile and nod, replying with a firm, “the one and only.” because he is a fucking SAP.
god i am weak for this man if anything happens to him i’m going to take a walk into a national park and never be seen again
why do you charge money for your art
big fan of eating
Ok but this whole scene was hot asf from all of them
LMAOOOOO Charles' physically tossing and dragging the guy while Edwin simply throws the papers in disarray T-T
when life gives you lemons you should not make lemonade, in fact you should not make anything with those lemons cause you shouldn't eat food from a stranger
Illi makes the team!!!
Does Gerard way in a cheerleader costume ALREADY exist? Yes. Do I care? No because this is Illi guys pls ik cheerard exist but like hear me outtttttttt
will has always had powers and that is why vecna targeted him in s1 and why he took him to the upside down instead of killing him because he thought will would be useful but will's powers are dormant & he is unaware he has them so his powers are gonna have be woken up in a carrie style moment and that is how we find out will has powers and-
Bucky really went from a cranky scowling old man who never smiles to that Cool (gay) uncle who pulls up 2 hours late to the family cookout with sunglasses, cake and level 100 swagger
Now that's character development