Thedashversepod - To DashCon, With Love

Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

a framed picture of legolas in the girl’s bathroom at this sushi place

“what’s your tumblr?” not unless you get real cool with a bunch of stuff really quickly

everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

time to waste the last month of 2013 on the internet

My ancestors, watching me dump an entire stick of cinnamon, two cloves, an allspice berry, and a generous grating of nutmeg into my tea, sweetened with white sugar and loaded with cream, while I sit in my clean warm house surrounded by books, 25+ outfits for different occasions, and 6 pairs of shoes, in a building heated so well I have the windows open in mid-autumn:

Our daughter prospers. We are proud of her. She has never labored in a field but knows riches we could not have imagined.

NANALAN GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THERE THAT IS THE MOST DANGEROUS TRAFFIC I HAVE EVER SEEN OH MY GOD THE SIGN IS EVEN COMING THROUGH THE WINDOW THAT SEATBELT IS JUST STUCK ON IT’S NOT GONNA HELP YOU OH GOD