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I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants. 

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

astronomy club sent up a weather balloon w a gopro in it last friday. put in three packs of fruit snacks so they could have a giggle over eating fruit snacks that had been to space.

balloon went up into inner space, about 90,000 feet. came down right near the dinosaur park. a few physics teachers drive out to get it, crack it open on the way home to start watching the footage.

fruit snacks are missing.

multiple sources confirm that fruit snacks were put in balloon and sealed in with duct tape. physics teachers check entire balloon. no fruit snacks.

physics teachers watch footage. all 7 hours of it. right in the middle of footage, there are about 8 minutes of visual and audio static when balloon is in orbit. no other interference with balloon recorded.

conclusions: ???????

rabbits only flop over like that if they feel completely safe btw

microdosing on human interaction by posting on this website

what the fuck do you mean your keyboard doesnt have letters

We have no letters Kathleen!

elijah wood as bacchus at 2004 mardi gras. if you care