Thedashversepod - To DashCon, With Love

여어- 히싸씨부리 （ ɔ̸ᴉʇɐ͟N͞さんのツイート ）

My ancestors, watching me dump an entire stick of cinnamon, two cloves, an allspice berry, and a generous grating of nutmeg into my tea, sweetened with white sugar and loaded with cream, while I sit in my clean warm house surrounded by books, 25+ outfits for different occasions, and 6 pairs of shoes, in a building heated so well I have the windows open in mid-autumn:

Our daughter prospers. We are proud of her. She has never labored in a field but knows riches we could not have imagined.

what the fuck do you mean your keyboard doesnt have letters

We have no letters Kathleen!

“what’s your tumblr?” not unless you get real cool with a bunch of stuff really quickly

I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead

gondor bros + hobbits

The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.