Thedashversepod - To DashCon, With Love

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

what the fuck do you mean your keyboard doesnt have letters

We have no letters Kathleen!

 Paul Klee, Dream City, 1921

I wish you all a happy Neil banging out the tunes day

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

Now that this whole Dan Schneider abusive thing is back, I present you the trinity of Nickelodeon exhibitionists

Amanda Bynes she spoke in her Tweeter account back in 2009, people didn't listen and thought she was crazy. The most eventful tweets were: Mr suck my d¡ck to get in Nickelodeon Schneider, the one that she said that her boss took many photos of her feet and last but obviously the least important was the one were she said that she got pregnant and got an abortion at age 13. Dan was the one who got her pregnant

Alexa Nikolas after she left Nickelodeon and with this Zoey 101 because of all the whole bullying situation, she got calls from Dan's lawyer telling her to keep quiet (she didn't as the queen she is)

Jennette McCurdy this is the most recent one but also just like Amanda she gave us signs of her vines and now with her book 'I'm glad my mom died' she spoke even more about it and Josh Peck called her Liar

And remember guys. Dan Did It