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Dark as a father figure. GO!

Darkiplier As Father (HC's)

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-Literally has no idea what hes doing, like he was just created, and yeah they have younger egos but none that needed a parent

-Its really funny because even though hes a dad, he still wears his suit and looks super proper, and its even funnier if he gets like sillystring bombed and hes just sitting there absolutely stoic face bc the other egos are there

-Absolutely soft whenever you two are alone, will even read you bed time stories if you want them

-He loves to hear about your day, he will sit there quietly for hours just to hear you speak or rant about your day, he loves you to the ends of the earth

-100% shotgun daddy, will literally kill your boyfriend if they hurt you, or send Anti to do it

-If your crying he will sit there awkwardly for awhile before hugging you and rubbing your back, eventually he will put on your favorite movie and wrap you up like a burrito in blankets

-Will take you out of school for the littlest of things, he hates you being in school, not because of the education, but becsuse he cant protect you there, so hr will take you out of school and go to the library and either school you there or have a little daddy daughter/son/child date thingy

-God help any child who bullies you, actually, scratch that, even god will run away in fear from this man if you are being bullied. He will literally plauge their nightmares and give them hallucinations of their worst fears for w e e k s

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Trust me- LMFAO our dms are like 75% filled with us talking about whatevers causing us brainrot, and the other like 25% is us talking about oneshot idea BASED on brainrot PFFF

Yall if anyone were to talk to @leighsartworks216 their like 5% Agressive Love and Valdiation 45% Brainrot and 50% Chaos- LMFAO

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growing up, were you a "reads the encyclopedia for fun" neurodivergent or a "listens to the same song on a loop until you die" neurodivergent

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Fun fact: I read the dictionary at 16 cuz I was bored. 🤣

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AHAHAHAH YES MORE MY CHILDREN MORE WMAUAHAHAH- oh I spelt that wrong- im too lazy to fix it- anyways back to what I was doing- MWHAHAHAHAHAH

An autistic reader with x darkiplier and basically either one of two options. Reader is super overstimulated and dark is being helpful and kind to their s/o, or its like 3am, reader cant sleep, dark DOESNT sleep, doesnt need it, and is listening to them mumble at an almost incoherent pace about their special interest-

GROWLING AND LOOKING AT YOU ANON SHAKING YOU BY THE SHOULDERS I LOVE THIS

Dark legitimately could listen to you ramble forever. He's turn the nearby lamp on the bedside table off after seeing you're awake (didn't want to strain your eyes) and put the book he was reading quietly down.

He would ask you what's wrong, speaking softly while peering at you through his reading glasses.

Once you'd informed him of your wacky ass sleep schedule, he's simply suggest you curling up in his lap while he talked your insomnia away. (Only after making sure you were alright be being touched after all.)

Even if you did or didn't end up going to sleep, the night was very peaceful with Darks presence so close to you. His red and blue waves practically lulled you to sleep with their vibrations.

Void man the beloved <3