Sleepless chicken noodle soup
Catastrophize Benedictine
every single person who reblogs this
every
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will get “doot doot” in their ask box
Making Memories: 1. Fateful Meeting.
Even in the downpour you still managed to slip out of your house and into the woods lining your home. Huddled under a large umbrella with a plastic bag tucked under your arm, you scurry down a well worn path to your “secret” base. Built when you were five by your father, the old tree house has stood the test of time.
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Hey everyone. I know this might not be the platform for this but I thought I'd share what's going on.
My mom's got cancer. We don't know how long she has.
I've been failing at getting a job and I want to be able to make her proud in some way while I can.
So I'd like to start some commissions for video and photo editing. You can give as much as you want for whatever you want. I only ask that you at least share this post.
If you've read this far, thank you for reading.
no bc this is something I would do
Toby: Why doesn’t Y/n find me sexy when I bite my lip?
Jeff: What do you look like when you bite your lip?
Toby: [bites lip]
Jeff:
Jeff: Have you considered biting your bottom lip…?
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growing up, were you a "reads the encyclopedia for fun" neurodivergent or a "listens to the same song on a loop until you die" neurodivergent
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Fun fact: I read the dictionary at 16 cuz I was bored. 🤣
This user is a certified dumbass
what if i put my foot through your ribcage
Do it >:3 I condone this behavior (directed at me, not anyone else)
Literally me, with like all of my writer friends
Do u ever read a friend’s fic and it’s like holy shit how do you consider me qualified to talk to you?