(this is NOT working I might have to call it off early :(
If ur new welcome to OC-VISION ROUND 3 if u ain't u know what this is :D
OKOKOKOKOKOKEVERYBODYITSHAPPENINGMOTIVATIONTOTALKABOUTMYSILLYOCSISHAPPENINGOHDEARGOD-*explodes*
I FOUND OUT HOW TO CHANGE THE COLOUR‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
Anyways I would like to talk about my silly scrunkly oc Laurence.
• ADHD
• Used to work full time as a Warden but only works part time now(if that's even possible)
• My boy came in with a 3-in-1 package for every possible whatever-sickness. Poor silly cant ride in cars,buses,boats,planes without nausea tagging along
• Used to have a wife(But she turned out to be an evil lil siren-fish-thing)
• Sorta has another partner called Ezra who he met on a bus and the only reason they interacted because Laurence's travel-sickness was acting up and Ezra was like "Yo u ok?"
• He has AppleJack's accent
• Silly pansexual boi
• Sucks at comforting people so if anything happens just expect a very awkward few pats on the back.
• Touch-starved little hamlet
• If the term "sensitive stomach" was a real human person it'd be him
• My boy cannot go on rollercoasters *wipes tear from eye*
• Flinching trauma
• Lucky for him, his momma is still alive(not for long though😊)
• Really hates raising his voice bc it messes up his vocals and he sounds like a dying ferret for the remainder of the day
• Heavy sleeper. Will go out like a light.
• Cant go backwards on a train
• Has this unicorn teddy(which is for some reason upright and the excact hight of a 4 year old child and is missing an eye) who he named 'Earl' and he has a very strong attachment to Earl.
• Cat person with fox energy
• Has orange-tinted glasses(cant see stuff without them) which take up most of his face.
• Deathly terrified of chickens. We still dont know why. He 𝑠ℎ𝑢𝑑𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑠 at the mention of chickens
• Also scared of thunder, the dark and heights.
• If you're ever in car with him 𝑝𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑓𝑒𝑡𝑦 𝑜𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑠𝑎𝑛𝑖𝑡𝑦 𝑝𝑢𝑡 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑡.
• Has had alchohol on four occassions and never touched it again.
• Low-key overworks himself
• Has this thing where everyday he just has a 1-3 hour nap and we have no idea why.
• Yes he can purr don't question it
• Loves any soft physical contact with his hair. Boi has the floof. Head/Hair strokes? Love it. Head scritchies? Love it.
• If you ever hug him please expect him to not let go. He's stuck to you now. Deal with it.
• Hand holding is a big yes. Loves it
• Did I mention the touch-starved thing?
Ok bye now
GUESS WHO JUST GOT AWAKENED PURE VANILLA COOKIE OFF THE NETHER GATCHA⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
Stuff I didn't know:
Apparently Mertimer and Night are an item(Seriously I did already 𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒂 ship them b4 didn't actually know they were a thing)
Host and Dr.Iplier are a thing(Who's surprised? Not me.)
Bim's got feelings for me(Weird bc I thought he had a thing with Matthias. Must be dreaming)
The milisecond I get called up to demonstrate something all my confidence ✨vanishes✨ and Im about as confident as a newborn sugar-glider
Mer and Night can dance. Surprisingly well.
Google can sing. Seriously.
2/3 of the ppl that came here are now drunk as heck.
3 people have thrown up so far and I have an awful feeling I'm about to make it 4.
I have discovered that I infact enjoy pigs-in-a-blanket.
I may or may not have eaten 𝒘𝒂𝒂𝒚𝒚𝒚𝒚𝒚 too much and now my stomach feels like it's about to pop.
*Edit: 4 people have thrown up and I awfully feel like Im gonna make it 5
-🔪✨
So basically I keep having dreams of this semi-popular fandom called 'Damelton and Olivia' and it's about this girl who sets out to sea to try and prove that "Oh yeah pirate-haunted mountains aren't real lol" and what I mean by that is that there's basically this set of multiple chalk-moutains in the sea called "White Souls" and it's called that bc there's tales of a siren-pirate who "haunts" the mountains (despite not being dead) so Olivia lands at these mountains and goes about shouting "Oi mate I'm on ur mountains come put a curse on me or smth" and nothing happens so she goes back on her boat and continues sailing out to sea(she's gonna try and find an island for the rest of her island to live on)
As she's about 20 minutes into her journey (After the White Souls stop) she realises that there are these noises. Her first thought is "Oh its probably the boat lol" but she soon comes to realise that it is indeed not the boat.
So she has a little wander and comes to realise the noises are coming from the cabin. (I'm gonna explain this next bit in lyric-form. Specifically the lyrics from Man in the Cabinet Chapter 9)
She looks at the cabin
She goes over to the cabin
She close to the cabin
Now she opening the cabin
Now stop ur scrolling bc what I'm about to say to yall is so damn twisted
Not only was there a pirate in her cabin (asleep)
But the pirate
Was the one that was "said" to be the one haunting White Souls
(OK now back to explaining in normal terms)
So Olivia's like "oh shit there really was a pirate haunting them mountains damn" so she goes over and attempts to wake him up (doesn't work) so she's like "ok ima let him sleep he'll realise what's happening eventually"
Pirate boi wakes up. He's like "uh what where am i" and Olivia's like "Yo I'm Olivia and idk how but u got on my boat while I was exploring White Souls who r u" so pirate boi says "Uh I'm Damelton uh that pirate dude that ur island says I haunt for some reason and also called Captain Mean for some reason idrk either"
Cue explaining and then boat gets attacked by sirens (in this world the sirens are like fish-things not the bird things) and after Olivia's like "Yo how r u basically immune to the sirens words or something"
So Damelton explains that firstly he ain't fully immune to sirens, their songs still affect him and secondly he is part siren (dad was some guy, mum was siren) and Olivia's like "oh ok that cool"
And then Damelton goes off telling Olivia his whole story (lived w/ his mum until he was 10 then went to land to live w/ his dad, at 20 he fell in love w/ this girl who was also called Olivia and did it and later on that year he and his dad was losing money bc his dad was out of the trade loop so he joined up w/ a group of pirates who were going out to get stuff 4 money so when they got to White Souls which were called The Chalk Mountains at the time they got attacked by sirens and Damelton's mum was among them and she really wanted her son back bc she missed him alot so she got all the other sirens to sing bc she knew he wasn't immune to them then the other sirens left after some time and Damelton tried to get back onto the ship and dry himself b4 anyone could see that he was part siren and like 2 people did see him and 4 the safety of the ship they just left him in the water) and Olivia's like "oh that's sad bro that sad uh ok"
Very late at night I'm running low on energy I'm tired as hecc but here's Markiplier/Jacksepticeye(happy bday dude) egos as things I have said
Host: I have decided that I no longer want to be here.
Murdock: I will consume your eyes like grapes
The Author: I'm going to eat the skin in between each of your fingers
Darkiplier: ShadowMilk if you can hear this PLEASE come home
God of Night: I'm slim shaky yes I'm real shaky
The Necromancer: Why can't we link arms and frolic down the pathway together :(
Wilford: Look at this hat, sexiest hat in the world
Actor: PLEASECOMEHOMEIMBEGGINGPLEASE
Google: You mention him and I'm gonna yap so hard you'd rather prefer being next to a rocket engine then me
Bing: Oi, "dude" is my thing >:<
Chase Brody: The Compressing Hallway of Doom😰
Antisepticeye: I don't get the fuss really, you can get away with anything if you don't get caught
JJ: My brain isn't braining
Henrik: Wanna know what "Birth Control Pills" in German is? Antibabypillen
Robbie: [...] please it's 6:55 my brain doesn't work at this time
Marvin: Wanna see some real magic? *leaves the room*
JBM: *redesigning MLP characters* Yeah I'm doing my homework :/
Celine(my wife fr): I don't care I'm not interested in Wizard Cookie >:<
Celci: *fixes one thing* I swear I do everything in this house
Mack: Totally understand definitely makes so much sense thank you so much for definitely and clearly understanding me *peak sarcasm*
Damien: I could treat him better smh😔
I am so sorry if I missed anybody I'll add those to the next part😔😔😔😔😔
I JUST FOUND OUT I SHARE A BIRTHDAY WITH MEWTOW IM SOBBING😭😭😭😭
What if I just made a JT Music community on here bc all the fans are not alive and active and I'm relying on like, 1 person for content
also sprongtrop surpremacy
(Call me Yapps!) TheUltimateYapper Cinematic Universe(Or the TUYCU). FT: Special interests, long yapp sessions, oc lore and AU stuff! ✨18✨
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