Very Late Intro Post :/

ts b cahriatmas eVee pELPle 🤭

-🔪✨

(Context: Since its Christmas Eve and all the egos have decided to have a lil party. This post was made by Murdock who is currently...uuuhh.a bit tipsy lets say. This note was bought to you by Yapps, TheUltimateYapper)

UPDATE

So uh Dark found out abt Anti and let's just say he's not that happy rn.

Everyone is here rn so yeah

We're just finsihing up the food and stuff and yeah, we'll let u know how it goes :3

-🌙

(Note by Yapps: Sometimes I'll use emojis for signing off as an ego so yeah hope yall payin attention 🤪)

sprongtromp

The Demonhunter!AU for Noist has me in a chokehold currently so uhhh nothing I can do otherwise than make! the! demon! version! of! Night! canon! in! my! iplier! world!

Dark and Anti HCS bc they're living in my head rent-free

{This is what boredom does to a person take notes peeps}

A͟n͟t͟i͟

{ofc im starting with glitchy turtle alphebetical order people}

• Purrs

• Can control electronic/mobile devices

• Suprisngly warm bc of the amount of electricity being produced from him

• Oh he 𝒕𝒐𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 hisses

•F a n g s

• Demon tail because I said so

• The tail works similiar to a dog's/cat's (E.G: Wagging when happy, lashing when mad, ect)

• My boy will eat ANYTHING edible(except those muscle-shell things those suck ass)

• Can accidentally cause static shocks w̶h̶o̶s̶a̶y̶s̶i̶t̶s̶a̶n̶a̶c̶c̶i̶d̶e̶n̶t̶

• Has a sorta reddish gradient from the tips of his claws down to around half of his forearms

• Bring up any of his intrests. You'll never shut him up

• God help anyone who tries to hurt his friends or S/O.

• Make fun of his intrests. I dare you.

• Surprisingly loves cuddles? Because yes?

• Curls up like a cat bc yes.

• Actually loves turtles. Won't admit it but he loves them.

• t̶o̶t̶a̶l̶l̶y̶d̶i̶d̶n̶t̶b̶e̶g̶m̶a̶r̶v̶i̶n̶t̶o̶m̶a̶g̶i̶c̶a̶t̶u̶r̶t̶l̶e̶f̶o̶r̶h̶i̶s̶b̶i̶r̶t̶h̶d̶a̶y̶

• He 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 find any sugar you're hiding.

Ok onto Dark now I've yapped enough abt Glitch turtle time 4 monochrome boi

D͟a͟r͟k͟

{Probs won't have as much as Anti but yk we'll see}

• Oh yeah defintely purrs too

• GENDERFLUID AND YOU CAN PRY THAT FROM MY COLD DEAD CLAWS

• Also has demon tail bc yes

• SHADOW/VOID MANIPULATION‼️

• Aura changes colour based on who's taking "control" of the body. Blue if it's Damien, Red if it's Celine(my wife fr trust🙏)

• Naturally cold bc well they're basically a 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 messed up corpse and will cuddle for warmth

• Bc he's naturally cold he absoloutley DESPISES Winter. Heat's turned all the way up, 50 layers of weighted blankets, you get the idea

• f a n g s

• Doesn't really get sick but there's still that icky feeling hanging around

• Two of almost every organ bc its two peeps in a body so yeah

• If the black cat was a person

• I like the idea of EldritchHorror!Dark and that how we see Dark in WKM, ADWM, AHWM, ect is the form he uses so that they don't scare us or anyone in the manor accidentally.

All for now {how 2 change text colour on mobile yall help}

PLEASE FILL THE INBOX W/ HC REQUESTS I AM DYING

HAPPY NEW YEAR TUMBLR!!!!!!!

Darkiplier Headcanons

{oh yeah we are so back}

I heavily HC that Celine was "in control" during ADWM and Damien was "In control" in AHWM

The guy's got an absolute shit immune system(they're literally a dead corpse what do you expect) but surprisingly rarely gets sick and whenever they do it's litaral hell for them

If the temperatures drop anywhere below 5°C expect the heating on MAX

Kinda a demon

Ik I said this already but I'm making it 1000000% clear that is a HC I will die on; the guy friggin purrs

Oh yeah Touch-starved

Also allergic to vulnerability and showing most forms of human emotion

Hey so yk that cane Damien had? Yeah they've still got it. They actually still use it as one of their legs got pretty fucked up during that fall.

Oh yeah back issues are completely out of order.

They

Hurt

Like

Hell

Can barely sleep bc of them.

Oh yeah and if you do manage to get this guy asleep. They will be out cold. You are not waking them up. They are out.

Constant dull migraines bc of the ringing

He might be short but boi is their temper shorter

I forgot if I mentioned this last HC Roll but claws :D

Once they're out cold you are not waking this guy up until at least 1pm

Any later than 13:30 then something's up

Oh yeah idk if I mentioned this but yk how I said they got double of almost every organ? Ye well I came up with a nice lil hc that the guy's got not one, not two, but THREE hearts(each one being the soul's that they're made up of)

Oh yeah double organs makes hunger a nightmare

As well as nausea

Bc that guy's body works entirely different instead of build up(Like our bodies) it just happens. Any minute. Any second. It just happens.

Bc they use teleportation and all that fella's not used to being in normal human transport bc 1: ur magic just teleport it's easier and 2: ur litarally designed to make ppl uncomfortable 100% expect some looks.

This guy physically and mentally cannot function w/out coffee.

Bc they're technically separate from Mark they can get drunk and it's actually something I've seen alot in some fanfics.

Shadow tentacles. Do what you want with this information.

I JUST FOUND OUT I SHARE A BIRTHDAY WITH MEWTOW IM SOBBING😭😭😭😭

Oc drop :D

This silly dude is The Concept of Abstraction(TCOA) and is one of the 5 Concepts of Reality(The others being Space, Time, Gravity and Reality itself). However due to their title being a bit too long and odd for society to take it right they're going under one main name "Christian" however he's insisted that whenever they're in battle that they should be called SkullCruncher because he said and I quote "Its really cool, defo will strike some fear into the minnows"

Anyways more information on them soon ye

Wilford: If you took a shot for how many times you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Dark: Maybe a little tipsy

Bim: Drunk

Author: Wasted

Murdock: Dead