It Gets Funnier The More You Think About It!

lesbans (NOOO I WROTE TRAMPS sorry i speak spanish and traps are called trampas 😭😭) by Chechona

Hell yeah

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

This is so haunting

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I have to disagree with you on this one, but I like my eggs firm, even crispy! Soft, runny eggs are awful.

eggs are most delicious when least touched by fire (so poached, sunny side up, etc declining in quality to over easy, hard boiled). this is because fire cleanses the egg of sin (primary source of flavor). this is also why the objectively most delicious egg is soft boiled (hardened purified exterior traps the delicious sin inside the soft gooey interior), and why scrambled eggs are morally ambiguous

This is my vibe, but all anybody sees is the unicorn and that’s okay

People fly to avoid ten hour drives?

“My good sir, that’s the American way!” Had me dead 🤣💀

all's well here in the United States

This might just be my favorite human Bill.

My take on human Bill Cipher!! (Aka: my new brainrot is gravity falls)