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Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

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Cowards won’t Reblog

Oh god. It would have been so unbelievably awful.

Reblogging to look at more later

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Oh. Oh no. Oh dear. Oh no no no no no.

guy who turns into a glass of milk when he gets angry and girl who turns into a plate of cookies when she's upset having a bitter argument with each other next to the chimney on christmas eve at 11:59 pm

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I have no reason to yet, but I feel like I’m going to

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Realest thing I’ve ever read, thank you for this I agree

you guys made luigi mangione trend for days and I need to see the same energy for brianna boston. she is a 43 year old mother of three who ended a phone call with blue cross blue shield (after being denied a claim) “delay deny depose, you people are next” and is now being held under a 100,000$ bond and could face FIFTEEN years of prison if charged. she has no weapons, her record is clean, and yet she is being held behind bars. they are afraid of the public and are trying to subdue. do not let them!!!! be outraged that our freedom of speech is being threatened!!!!! deny defend depose! free brianna boston!

Also, fuck yeah I would! You really think that if I were rich enough to afford a really nice car I wouldn’t invest in some stickers to make it mine and make it at least a little different than all the other expensive 2-ton bullets on the highway?

“My good sir, that’s the American way!” Had me dead 🤣💀

all's well here in the United States

Nooo, I just woke up! It’s too early to hit me in the feels like this! 😭

hey whats up guys @castielrisingabove's tags on this post absolutely obliterated me. so i drew them and now they get to obliterate you too. enjoy

On Tyranny — Prologue

This is a book by Timothy Snyder on recognizing the tools of tyranny, how they caused the downfall of democracy in other countries, and how we can resist these symptoms in our own countries. It was published in 2017 from an American perspective. I greatly enjoyed the reading and thought that it would be, perhaps, as constructive for others as it was to me. As such, I shall be posting sections from the book, starting with the prologue, and working my way through all 20 "lessons" included. Happy reading!

"Prologue: History and Tyranny"

"History does not repeat, but it does instruct. As the Founding Fathers debated our Constitution, they took instruction from the history they knew. Concerned that the democratic republic they envisioned would collapse, they contemplated the descent of ancient democracies and republics into oligarchy and empire. As they knew, Aristotle warned that inequality brought instability, while Plato believed that demagogues exploited free speech to install themselves as tyrants. In founding a democratic republic upon law and establishing a system of checks and balances, the Founding Fathers sought to avoid the evil that they, like the ancient philosophers, called tyranny. They had in mind the usurpation of power by a single individual or group, or the circumvention of law by rulers for their own benefit. Much of the succeeding political debate in the United States has concerned the problem of tyranny in American society: over slaves and women, for example.

It is thus a primary American tradition to consider history when our political order seems imperiled. If we worry today that the American experiment is threatened by tyranny, we can follow the example of the Founding Fathers and contemplate the history of other democracies and republics. The good news is that we can draw upon more recent and relevant examples than ancient Greece and Rome. The bad new is that the history of modern democracy is also one of decline and fall. Since the American colonies declared their independence from a British monarchy that the Founders deemed 'tyrannical,' European history has seen three major democratic moments: after the First World War in 1918, after the Second World War in 1945, and after the end of communism in 1989. Many of the democracies founded at these junctures failed, in circumstances that in some important respects resemble our own.

History can familiarize, and it can warn. In the late nineteenth century, just as in the late twentieth century, the expansion of global trade generated expectations of progress. In the early twentieth century, as in the early twenty-first, these hopes were challenged by new visions of mass politics in which a leader or a party claimed to directly represent the will of the people. European democracies collapsed into right-wing authoritarianism and fascism in the 1920s and '30s. The communist Soviet Union, established in 1922, extended its model into Europe in the 1940s. The European history of the twentieth century shows us that societies can break, democracies can fall, ethics can collapse, and ordinary men can find themselves standing over death pits with guns in their hands. It would serve us well today to understand why.

Both fascism and communism were responses to globalization: to the real and perceived inequalities it created, and the apparent helplessness of the democracies in addressing them. Fascists rejected reason in the name of will, denying objective truth in favor of a glorious myth articulated by leaders who claimed to give voice to the people. They put a face on globalization, arguing that its complex challenges were the result of a conspiracy against the nation. Fascists ruled for a decade or two, leaving behind an intact intellectual legacy that grows more relevant by the day. Communists ruled for longer, for nearly seven decades in the Soviet Union, and more than four decades in much of eastern Europe. They proposed rule by a disciplined party elite with a monopoly on reason that would guide society toward a certain future according to supposedly fixed laws of history.

We might be tempted to thing that our democratic heritage automatically protects us from such threats. This is a misguided reflex. In fact, the precedent set by the Founders demands that we examine history to understand the deep sources of tyranny, and to consider the proper responses to it. Americans today are no wiser than the Europeans who saw democracy yield to fascism, Nazism, or communism in the twentieth century. Our one advantage is that we might learn from their experience. Now is a good time to do so.

This book presents twenty lessons from the twentieth century, adapted to the circumstances of today."

In case it wasn't clear at the top, this section comes from On Tyranny: Twenty Lessons from the Twentieth Century by Timothy Snyder. Any misuse of punctuation is probably Snyder's fault, as I just copied the text word for word, syntax and all. That being said, any typos are probably my fault. I'm too used to autocorrect. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed the reading! I hope to post more soon!

I love how I find no sympathy for this man and his death, just mockery and sheer joy

This probably isn’t a good thing, but I fervently hope that somehow his spirit knows how people are reacting to his death

I mean, something good came out of it

Something I find very interesting about this CEO assassination is that the guy who did it has basically become an American hero.

They're probably quite worried about what will happen when they catch this guy, especially with the level of public support he has. If they catch him alive and he gets to air his grievances, he could unite the entire country against the private healthcare system. It could go to trial and result in jury nullification, which would basically send a message to the American public that catching a rich body comes without consquences.

If they kill him to keep his mouth shut, I'd say people will burn cities to the ground, and it could potentially provoke even more anger against private health insurance. In a powder keg, it only takes one person lighting the match.

I know it sounds over the top, but a figurehead is a powerful thing, and that's what this shooter is. The rich understand it. That's why Blue Cross just magically decided they were going to pay for anesthesia again. Those dead-eyed psychopaths were going to take everything they could until someone shot that guy and that's the gospel truth.

Keep the hate fire burning. Watching their fear is the closest I've come to knowing joy since the Bush administration.

So cute! I love the little tea dragons! I feel like they’d make wonderful familiars!

Care for a drink?

Love whoever wrote that sign!

Today's Republican Christians would accuse migrant Jesus of eating pets and taunt his teen mother with 'your body, my choice'.

They would wear 'I can't breathe' shirts to the crucifixion.

#SundaySermon

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

Yes!

And stretch marks on stomachs

On thighs

Shoulders and necks

And on sides

Just… stretch marks, to see how far you’ve come

There is beauty in the changes of years long gone

Like Theseus’ ship, every cell gets replaced

But your body remembers, and in that there’s grace

stretch marks on breasts reblog if you agree

Well, the winds of Tumblr clearly knew where to send this!

I think society would be a lot better off if someone had given Ancient Greek philosophers weed instead of hemlock

good god.

He would