That Does Sound Nice, But Having Like Two, Maayyybe Three Other People To Love And Protect, Who Dote

That does sound nice, but having like two, maayyybe three other people to love and protect, who dote on you, who you can find cuddling on the couch and you can just join in, who will team up to create an unstoppable force intent on taking care of you if you’re ever in trouble or sick, who you can conspire with to make your partner’s day, also sounds really nice to me.

I don’t know if I want a throuple or an extremely tight knit friend group that I can cuddle with and who I can count on to always be there. A group I can completely devote myself to, that devotes themselves to us. A package deal, you want one, you get all.

I really love monogamy. I want to be obsessed with one person and have them be completely obsessed with me.

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7 months ago
Someone Somewhere Probably Already Drew This But Here's The Centaur Kiss Anyway

someone somewhere probably already drew this but here's the centaur kiss anyway


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7 months ago

I just really really need a good drive-thru café that’s open past midnight. Please, for the sake of all night owls!

Actively hate the discourse against 24/7 places like I get where you're coming from but in my ideal world a lot of shit would be 24/7 just with more shifts and better pay because plenty of people prefer to work nights or have to be out at weird hours to get basic necessities for one reason or another and acting like necessary services keeping to almost a 9-5 operating hours and having multiple days closed ignores people sometimes do need things immediately and it's not all some lazy selfish desire and isn't inherently harmful to the employees

6 months ago

Teehee

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7 months ago

So true! It’s almost amusing how often power dynamics gets brought up in Anthropology because literally almost everything depends on it!

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7 months ago
Just When I Thought My Comics Couldn't Get Dumber... I Surprise Myself 👭
Just When I Thought My Comics Couldn't Get Dumber... I Surprise Myself 👭
Just When I Thought My Comics Couldn't Get Dumber... I Surprise Myself 👭
Just When I Thought My Comics Couldn't Get Dumber... I Surprise Myself 👭
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5 months ago

I love how I find no sympathy for this man and his death, just mockery and sheer joy

This probably isn’t a good thing, but I fervently hope that somehow his spirit knows how people are reacting to his death

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7 months ago

Hell yeah

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

6 months ago

Honestly at first glance I thought Vaggie from Hazbin Hotel

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If You Guessed Athena You Were Correct ✨💜🫶🏾
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