No, but this is so real! A big factor in whether or not I’m attracted to someone is how they smell, and hoo boy if they smell nice and they get close to me I’m never sure if I’ll survive the experience
you ever get gay aggression? i have been talking to this girl for a bit now and have been going feral every time i see her. we hug every time we greet each other and i deadass just feel like an animal smelling this bitch's perfume. here is how the conversation went:
her: "omg hi" *hugs*
me: "hi lol" *inhales aggressively like my life depends on it*
LIKE WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?! MY BRAIN JUST FUCKING SHORT CIRCUITS ANYTIME IM IN THE PERFUME DOME SEND HELP JESUS CHRIST
It’s shit like this that plunges me back in the depths of post-series depression.
Cute!
Falin panics when her gf is sad
Hehe
reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube
America has a weird relationship with cults where they’re terrified of small cults (or organizations they think are cults) but completely normalized massive cults that hurt many more people (eg: LDS Church, Jehovah’s Witnesses, the Amish, Scientology, most Megachurches)
Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water
it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.
another gravity falls animation! :3 hope yall enjoy!
someone somewhere probably already drew this but here's the centaur kiss anyway
That’s like the best reeese’s cup ever
Hell yeah
I love Dungeon Meshi. So much.
stilly stickers
They/ThemAn autistic genderqueer vampire with the soul of a 70 year old depressed English cat, the mind of a curious corvid, and the attitude of a shapeshifting fae
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