No, But This Is So Real! A Big Factor In Whether Or Not I’m Attracted To Someone Is How They Smell,

No, but this is so real! A big factor in whether or not I’m attracted to someone is how they smell, and hoo boy if they smell nice and they get close to me I’m never sure if I’ll survive the experience

you ever get gay aggression? i have been talking to this girl for a bit now and have been going feral every time i see her. we hug every time we greet each other and i deadass just feel like an animal smelling this bitch's perfume. here is how the conversation went:

her: "omg hi" *hugs*

me: "hi lol" *inhales aggressively like my life depends on it*

LIKE WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?! MY BRAIN JUST FUCKING SHORT CIRCUITS ANYTIME IM IN THE PERFUME DOME SEND HELP JESUS CHRIST

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It’s shit like this that plunges me back in the depths of post-series depression.


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7 months ago

Cute!

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7 months ago

Hehe

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8 months ago

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7 months ago
Someone Somewhere Probably Already Drew This But Here's The Centaur Kiss Anyway

someone somewhere probably already drew this but here's the centaur kiss anyway


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7 months ago

That’s like the best reeese’s cup ever

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7 months ago

Hell yeah

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

8 months ago

I love Dungeon Meshi. So much.

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