Thinking About How When Brian Wrote The Original See The Day He Didn’t Know Where He Would Be Today

psychic: *reads my mind*

my mind: those new shoes?

you talkin’ about these?

those puppies new?

you’re wondering if these are new shoes.

you got some new shoes?

Oh I get the sense you’re wondering if these are new shoes

New shoes.

Are we speaking about these?

I *pshh* I’m talking about

those babies

They look pretty new

I see

Patrick

Patrick

Patrick

New shoes?

those are new.

these babies?

I’M. TALKING. BOUT. THOSE. KICKS.

ah... I...

oh, you’re talking about these.

what you got at the end of those stems?

you’re asking me about these shoes?

your sneaks!

Uh... yeah you by the sink

hi, uh, thanks so much for taking my question, my name is uh, Brian, I’m a — been a fan a while, just wanted to know, um, when, uh, when did you get those shoes, are they new?

Uh, we’re not taking questions about the shoes right now.

OOH BABY BABY ITS SOME NEW SHOES

(ah-ti dah BUH)

I WANNA KNOW IF YOU GOT SOME NEW SHOES

(Shoes! Huh!)

Looks like somebody’s feet made some new friends, I’m talking about shoes.

Those babies new?

Yeah I got them like two weeks ago.

Then I guess they’re...

Well they’re not new, are they?

You... garbage hole.

You sssssack of a man.

You pshhjust pile of ropes on a trash heap.

You human toilet.

psychic: what the fuck

i’d like to humbly recommend pokemon? ik sword and shield can be difficult because they have more time based events now (ie running away from pokemon in tall grass) but any of the previous generations, if available, should be super accessible

Hey does anyone have a list of more popular games that someone could play with just one hand? My friend doesn’t have use of their right hand but wants some fun time killers.

They’ve got a nintendo switch and are looking for more lax games (animal crossing, night in the woods, Kentucky route zero, ace attorney, etc) but I appreciate literally any recommendations.

Please boost if you’ve got followers who might be able to help answer this!

Thank you!

The fact that vang0 bang0 has to try to imitate burger chainz because it's his only example to be friendly and easily gain people's trust is absolutely adorable.

posted my first post on twitter & jenna stoeber retweeted it so i think i have hit my peak. i will be dropping out of school effective immediately

re: my last post- i had to custom crop the cyberpunk red logo (i.e. going in and painstakingly erasing every last bit of black around it) and i have never been more irritated at a font in my LIFE

finish this post. walk into the club like w

that dorian smiles dude from bdg’s new video seems like a nice guy!!!! 

he helped brian earn 20k a month by working from home and being his own boss but thats not even the wildest thing he helped brian earn 20k a month by working from home and being his own boss but thats not even the wildest thing  he helped brian earn 20k a month by working from home and being his own boss but thats not even the wildest thing  he helped brian earn 20k a month by working from home and being his own boss but thats not even the wildest thing  he helped brian earn 20k a month by working from home and being his own boss but thats not even the wildest thing  

is there famous hocky polayor

d-does he know

Someone asked for the rest of the crew and in honor of new episode soon, here is my favorite himbo in the entire world