psychic: *reads my mind*
my mind: those new shoes?
you talkin’ about these?
those puppies new?
you’re wondering if these are new shoes.
you got some new shoes?
Oh I get the sense you’re wondering if these are new shoes
Are we speaking about these?
They look pretty new
I see
Patrick
New shoes?
those are new.
these babies?
ah... I...
oh, you’re talking about these.
Uh... yeah you by the sink
hi, uh, thanks so much for taking my question, my name is uh, Brian, I’m a — been a fan a while, just wanted to know, um, when, uh, when did you get those shoes, are they new?
Uh, we’re not taking questions about the shoes right now.
(ah-ti dah BUH)
(Shoes! Huh!)
Looks like somebody’s feet made some new friends, I’m talking about shoes.
Those babies new?
Yeah I got them like two weeks ago.
You... garbage hole.
You pshhjust pile of ropes on a trash heap.
You human toilet.
psychic: what the fuck
hi i do a shitton of forestry work and lemme tell you!! wolves??? they are just Curious Bois who wanna Know What You’re Up To And When You’re Leaving. if they howl, howl back!! just move quietly and with confidence. they’ll circle you, but unless you’re a kid, near pups, or visibly aggressive (ie growling) they aren’t gonna attack you!!!!!
foxes won’t even approach they’ll just Vibe and then run away :( but they’re real sweet i love them
anyway the point is dont be afraid of wolves or foxes or bears or any of that shit. they’re real sweet
also u dont know true thrill until it’s pitch black and u cant see yr hand in front of yr face and yr circled by wolves and you hear em howl and u just tilt yr head back and take a couple deep breaths and howl back and get in a competition and afterwards you Know they respect u bc u respect them!!!!! good bois
Wild good boys
gill and gilbert but it's just Brian saying "Pat Gill" for a minute and a half
The fact that vang0 bang0 has to try to imitate burger chainz because it's his only example to be friendly and easily gain people's trust is absolutely adorable.
if pat got a tumblr the world would end
when brian david gilbert said “build a quilt from all who have loved me”
until the very last line of this i thought this was about the great gatsby and i was Supremely Confused
Y’know that bit from Gil and Gilbert where Pat just picks Brian up and holds him over his shoulder for a good three minutes and when he puts him down somehow Brian is the winded one? Daisy and Jon