Astrology Is To Astronomy As Alchemy Is To Chemistry

advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love

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pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

Spread the word.

This Bitch: *smug face*

Everyone: OOOH HE HIT THE STINE GOOD!!! BE OUR LEADER

Bitch: ur whimpering sucks

Chamberlain:

since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"