Pls Rb If You Think Cuddling Doesn't Have To Be S3xual

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh...hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

Spiderman noir coming into 2018 and finding out there are still nazis

This Bitch: *smug face*

Everyone: OOOH HE HIT THE STINE GOOD!!! BE OUR LEADER

Bitch: ur whimpering sucks

Chamberlain:

everyone on this website except me needs to shut up

I got "shame"

Goddess of Ancient Mysteries Revealed

Goddess of ancient mysteries revealed queen of hidden scars kissed and healed my river flows into your churning sea freeing at last the best long hidden in me though to this world you are but a woman and I am only another simple working man in finding you somehow my heart knew  that love does indeed have a master plan

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NASA engineers monitor the Curiosity rover’s actions. All seems normal until the little robot suddenly changes its course. The scientists attempt to correct it over and over until they suddenly receive a transmission from the rover

“Will save Oppy”

Three butch friends of mine finishing the basement of my first house around 1996.   They worked for beer, and not even anything fancy. 

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