I’ll Probably Post A Lot About The Content Of The Book Of Bill After I Get It On The 23rd. This WILL

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Did you miss him? Admit it, you missed him.

The demon that terrorized Gravity Falls is back from the great beyond to finally tell his side of the story in The Book of Bill, written by none other than Bill Cipher himself.

Inside, Bill sheds light on his bizarre origins, his sinister effects on human history, the Pines family’s most embarrassing secrets, and the key to overthrowing the world (laid out in a handy step-by-step guide). This chaotic and beautifully illustrated tome contains baffling riddles, uncrackable ciphers, lost Journal 3 pages, ways to cheat death, the meaning of life, and a whole chapter on Silly Straws. But most importantly, The Book of Bill is deeply, deeply cursed.

Beware: This book travels to dimensions meant for older readers.

Alex Hirsch, #1 New York Times bestselling author, resuscitates this infamous villain and invites fans to a Bill’s eye view of the Gravity Falls universe. There are many who believe this book is too dangerous for human hands. But if you can’t resist, beware: Once you make a deal with Bill, it’s not so easily undone . . .

Released: July 23rd, 2024

Pages: 208

ISBN1368092209

9781368092203

Age Range: Adult

Barnes & Noble exclusive edition!

This Barnes & Noble Exclusive Edition features a gold foil jacket and includes 16 extra pages of Bill's twisted life advice!

This also displays a link for a "Signed Book", for the same price as the B&N Exclusive. It is a signed copy of the B&N Exclusive edition.

And just to round things off:

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THIS IS NOT A DRILL. It’s a dremel. Learn the difference at Ranger Henson’s woodworking workshop every other Wednesday at 11 at our Administration Building

That's it for now! I'm sure there will be more later, but time to post this.

conversation with my best friend in which I prove his point immediately

what’s your favorite muppet?

GONZO‼️‼️ I was cast as Gonzo in a second grade play, and I made his nose out of papier-mâché. He’s been my favorite ever since. I also love that he’s the weirdest one! (I’m guessing I got the role for a reason.)

Also, please look at how he dresses

Absolute galaxy brain song choices, I agree with the all the songs you picked that I recognize (especially Kill Bill and every Taylor song)! May I propose for Billford: Blank Space, Getaway Car, Death by a Thousand Cuts, and most of all, Midnight Rain

My Playlists

Because spending ungodly amounts of time on making character playlists is my favorite pastime, I thought I'd share some that I've made if anyone on tumblr is interested! :)

(Links under the cut so this post isn't super long)

(gonna be honest the last two aren't fully finished so they're not as well thought out.)

(also, I spend a lot of time trying to make these follow the characters' arcs and I love talking about why I put specific songs on them, so feel free to shoot me any questions)

say it's me that you want to dismember

headcanon: "i have decided that this is true about the character, and it doesn't matter to me if the canon text supports my idea or not."

interpretation: "after considering elements present in the canon text, I have decided that this might be true about the character and here's why."

subtext: "I can show you strong evidence in the text and context of the work that this interpretation could be the actual authorial intent."

I drew Bill in chalk on the ground and on my eclipse glasses so he could watch the eclipse :)

Bills on Bills on Bills on Bills!!!!!!!!!!!

I have the bigger thinhg and I hug him daily

do you like thinhg

I like the thing

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