Technically Not A Line, But I Have Never Stopped Thinking About William. Ford Was Down BAD

There’s a post somewhere on here with a line drawing of Ford standing at a blackboard or something facing away from the viewer. I don’t remember if it’s a caption, tag, or what, but at some point someone said “autistic guy with an ass, call that an infodumpy”. I think it’s hilarious, but I can’t find the post. Would any of you tag me/link it to me if you know what I’m talking about?

THE BOOK OF BILL BINGO

1-1: Axolotl lore

1-2: mentions historical people he’s known

1-3: new codes/ciphers

1-4: talks about having cults

1-5: Billford crumbs/fuel

2-1: intentionally vague about his backstory/raises a lot more questions

2-2: instructions for how to summon him

2-3: breaks the fourth wall

2-4: says at least 1 curse word

2-5: blatantly lies about something in the show

3-1: cosmic horror monster Bill shown

3-2: mentions an anatomical quirk he has

3-3: free space

3-4: mentions trauma he has/family issues

3-5: quickly changes from funny to dark or vice versa

4-1: real-world cultural references other than We’ll Meet Again

4-2: complains about a human cultural norm

4-3: casually says something extremely disturbing

4-4: one of Ford’s embarrassing secrets has to do with Bill

4-5: genuine emotional vulnerability

5-1: explains or hints at how he got his power

5-2: mentions his history with other cosmic beings

5-3: references real-world conspiracies

5-4: lore about the mindscape/dreamscape

5-5: tries to get the reader to help him

Because Jheselbraum only appears in Journal 3, there is no official pronunciation for her name that I know of. I assumed it was pronounced like Jee-sel (rhyming with easel), but I’ve heard other people pronouncing it as Jez-el (rhyming with bezel). I’m curious about how common both pronunciations are. It’s okay if you aren’t familiar with her, just answer for how you’d say her name.

conversation with my best friend in which I prove his point immediately

The Prophecy is Jheselbraum’s song

“You had people who called you on unmarked numbers in my peripheral vision”

“You were so magnetic it was almost obnoxious”

“I didn’t come here to make friends, we were born to be suburban legends

When you hold me, it holds me together, and you kiss me in a way that’s gonna screw me up forever

I had the fantasy that maybe our mismatched star signs would surprise the whole school, when I ended up back at a class reunion, walking in with you

You’d be more than a chapter in my old diaries with the pages ripped out

I am standing in a 1950s gymnasium and I can still see you now”

“When you told me we’d get back together”

“Tick tock on the clock, I pace down your block”

“You don’t knock anymore and my whole life’s ruined”

I AM GOING ABSOLUTELY INSANE. DO YOU SEE THE VISION

I am currently LOSING MY MIND about Suburban Legends because this is genuinely one of the most Billford songs I’ve ever heard

Bills on Bills on Bills on Bills!!!!!!!!!!!

reblog this with what you’re proud of accomplishing this year in the tags! (this does NOT mean work-related!!! this can be personal growth!! relationship growth!!! a hobby you started!!! mental health challenges you faced and are working on!!)

THE SMALL CREATURE IS SAVED!!! WELCOME HOME BILL!

Maybe the real treasure was the boops we made along the way