One Of My Favorite Subgenres Of Fan Content Is Transing A Guys Gender Just To Make Them Share Your Period.

there's this one nice barista at the starbucks my mom and i regular and she's so sweet she keeps using he/him pronouns for me and conversations with her are really nice but i haven't ran into her for a while and i'm a little sad about it :/ like i have tea for her and everything

sometimes i can't tell if it's a manic episode of if i'm just not sad for once

i kin a character that canonically has a pet spider and another that is a spider, yet i'm literally arachnophobic

despite it being my name and favorite color, i routinely forget how blue is spelled

bitches be like “this is the best piece of literature i have ever read” and it’s either a book that took them six weeks to finish or a fanfic they read at 3 AM

homosexual activities are now occuring ehehehehehe

i dread the day my whore music ends up on my family's spotify mix

someone convince me to not drop this fucking class that i'm still failing after putting over fourty make-up-work hours into

once a year i get obsessed with sugared strawberries despite the fact that i am allergic to berries and it makes my mouth hurt and gives me a headache and cramps but fuck its so good

For those who needed to hear it today