Bitches Be Like “this Is The Best Piece Of Literature I Have Ever Read” And It’s Either A Book

i remember in my 7th grade English class we were doing poetry about a personal experience and i took the trauma route and wrote about how i felt when my father was stationed but from my mother's perspective and used they/them to convey how i felt like i didn't know him until he finally came home and my English teacher gave me a full lecture about being clear about my character's appearances and attributes and i gave me a 95 when i changed all the they/them pronouns to he/him

anyway im nonbinary now

guys please i can't scroll my feed casually anymore all the art is too horny stop it 😭😭😭

also btw peter cheats on mary jane so much in this show its actually one of my stats

i decided i'm doing my final project in my English class on the 1994 Spider-Man show seasons 1-4 (because 5 looks like a nightmare rn) and oh my god i just made stat docs for citing and all that and what the fuck i know the show is chaotic but also there's so much happening

if the government didn't manufacture himbos for the weird kids in middle-high school, there would be chaos in the streets. ths government created himbos to keep the goths in check

someone convince me to not drop this fucking class that i'm still failing after putting over fourty make-up-work hours into

me: if you let the dogs go in without their leashes, they're gonna run away

my mom: no they won't

a dog: *tries to run away*

my mom: i cant believe this happened

I love all spideymans equally but the Peter Parker that’s also a pseudo adopted Stark kid is so near and dear to my heart that I’m going to make it everyone’s problem

disani water is a crime against humanity

they're literally me

It’s important they have someone to trust… 💗

coming back to tumblr after way too long being on other platforms is embracing the reblog/liking culture of literally just do what you want there is no meaningful algorithm to appease and that right there is true freedom