Holds Them Gently

i think its very sexy of me to have glow-in-the-dark stars as part of my Epic Gamer setup

guys please i can't scroll my feed casually anymore all the art is too horny stop it 😭😭😭

i get why goats are like that tbh if me and my friends had horns i'd be like yeah we should smash our heads together about it

me, pouring three day old mountain dew baja blast down my sink: oh that definitely isn't supposed to go into my body

also me not even five minutes later: shit i should have just put ice in that and finished it

i have two tests that i am undoubtedly going to bomb tomorrow and i had to plan my outfit around not having to say a color in Spanish and so that it's less visible when i'm sobbing over my math test :)

if i had a nickel for every time i hyperfixated on a piece of media where kids go to a school to be come essentially child soldiers i'd have FOUR NICKELS and thats wayyy too many nickles

a running joke between my best friend (cis guy) and me (trans nonbinary) is he'll ask me to rank a group of characters/people from most to least transphobic and one time he had me rank every named character in the spiderman ps4 game. everything was going smoothly, everything correct, and then i got to screwball and had to reconcile my deep hatred for her with the fact that she is 100% absolutely trans. it was a dark day.

"The Amazing Spider-Man 2: Rise Of Electro"

Study 💔

(via @armanderborio tt)

one of my favorite subgenres of fan content is transing a guys gender just to make them share your period. peak comedy in my opinion

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