forgot to post this on here 🙈
just overheard my wife spelling something on the phone and i shit you not saying the words “E as in Eeyore” i am on my hands and knees wailing screaming crying pleading and begging people to learn the NATO phonetic alphabet
✨Three coffees no lunch✨
*At 1am*
Jack: I think I saw a monster
Dean: You better be kidding me
Jack, pointing down a hallway: THERE
Dean: That you slenderman?
Sam *turning on the lights*: Fuck you
If I was a criminal, and this little bean would bully the hell out of my car and then fool me like a toddler, I would actually never recover and never return to my criminal career.
the closest Bruce and Dick ever came to their identities being revealed was when somebody made a side-by-side comparison of an interview that Dick and Bruce did together and one that Nightwing and Batman did together. in each, Dick is asked if he finds Batman hot, and vice versa Nightwing is asked about Brucie Wayne. synced up, it is eerily identical the way Dick/Nightwing gives a shit eating grin before responding ‘oh i would PAY to sleep with that man’ followed by Bruce/Batman giving the exact same flash-look of horror and delivering a lightning fast smack upside Dick/Nightwing’s head. the clip goes viral online and Dick laughs for months
Jason: I think I’m coming down with something. I’ve been so nauseous lately
Dick, seriously: Maybe you’re pregnant
*they sit there in silence for a moment*
Jason: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot. You for suggesting that, or me because I almost had a panic attack
how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible
Post 600 strike
Athena: who did this to you?
Poseidon:
Poseidon: Nobody…
I didn't feel like animating the characters so I just put the sound under the pictures.
Also cause I only know how to do 3D animation...
acesexual, panromantic, agender, mabey has the tism and adhd Rebloges of watever fandom im into at the time Might post headcanons
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