Thatch: What Will Ace Do As A Distraction?

I needed to draw this headcannon about my favorite joke from the entire franchise.

Also, I want to see little Shadow and Maria just being little gremlin children.

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they really made a 10-hour video of wolverine's popcorn bucket thirst trap? idk if i should be concerned or grateful

the (can also be used for popcorn) took me out ngl, wade's so silly for that pls never change

Gauche: You can’t be cuter than Marie. If you are I will take a golf club to your shins.

Magna: Are you the fucking witch from Snow White?

Gauche: Nah, just a bitch with a sister complex.

Luck: But your sister is cuter than me. Does that mean I get to hit you with a golf club?

Gauche: The golf club is mine but you could find a brick or something.

Luck: OK, I'll be back.

Dean: I’m bike selectional

Dean: I’m bisectional

Sam: take your time

Dean: men

Danny didn´t know he could do that.

@tourettesdog your child is biting people again.

Viggo, does Hiccup not get a fish?

Also, maan, can you imagine if Toothless did the thing with that alleged poisoned fish and Hiccup ate it in front of Viggo lol.

Thatch, pops is so overly protective like he carry me for a whole day just because a guy my age flirting with me.

Vista, amused: was it Marco?

Thatch, exasperated: Yes! Like, c’mon pops, this is getting obnoxious.

Vista: I’ll say; you and Marco have been together for nearly five years now.

Lucifer: *enters the hotel*

Alastor: I cast vicious mockery 😈

An animation my sis and I made for fun

Music is Perception Check by Tom Cardy.

Bruce, high on pain meds: i need to- you all have to listen. you deserve to know. You’re all old enough now.

Dick: this is gonna be good

Tim, grinning: what do we need to know?

Bruce: one of you is adopted,

The kids:

Bruce, tearing up: and im SO sorry, but i just- i can’t remember who-!

Jason, gleefully: I’LL REMIND YOU- *mouth covered by Dick*

Bruce: *sobs and then passes out*

The kids:

Jason, shoving Dick off him: GET- off me! wake him up we have to tell him it’s Damian

Damian: ME!?

Jason, looking for somebody else to fuck with now Bruce is down: you look the least like him- I mean come on, those twig arms,

Jason, pointing at a passed out Bruce: you are NOT the father.

Steph: *chokes on a wheeze*

Damian, incredulous: are you- DUKES BLACK

Duke: what and you’re white? don’t fucking start this shit kid

Damian, drawing his katana: i will not have my inheritence questioned like this-

Duke, warningly: *starts glowing*

Jason: *starts filming*

Dick: oh god… Bruce is gonna wake up to Damian in the hospital. what are we gonna tell him?

Tim, eating popcorn: i dunno about you but i’m gonna tell him he got high and started a race war to see how much he panics.

in the background, Duke: *shoots Damian into the side of the wall*

Damian: *leaps back with a war cry*

Jason, looking at his phone: oh you think telling him is gonna make him panic? i’m saying it on twitter and letting him find out through WE getting boycotted

Dick:

Dick: arguably worse than trying to make him kill the joker but ok

Tim: now hold up man i work there too-

Danny phantom is trending on Twitter right now because KSI called him ben 10 oh my god my life is not real