Perfectly Timed! Was Thinking About Getting A New One And These Are Beautiful! 💕

Nicely done!

Joker 2019

The best movie of 2019

Well, since Mr Compressed called that means they were all still alive and more or less well, so... yeah, it wouldn't have mattered too much if it had taken a few more days of waiting on their part, right?

So exactly how many times do you think Mr Compress called Giran while he was busy being held captive...

voicemail 1: Hey, Giran, just wanted to check in and see when you may be able to swing by for some repairs on my arm. Thanks.

voicemail 2: Hey, Giran, me again. Maybe you're busy but I could really use some oil or something for this thing. Call me back. Thanks.

voicemail 3: Hey, Giran, we have money, I swear. This thing really needs some repairs. Call me back.

voicemail 4: Giran, I'm serious. Yesterday I accidentally slapped Toga because the elbow is acting up. Get back to me.

voicemail 5: Arm. Repairs. You know what to do.

voicemail 6: Seriously call me back.

voicemail 7: This is getting ridicules. We're still your clients.

voicemail 8: If I was Jin you'd have called me back by now.

voicemail 9: Fine. Don't call me back. We'll find a better broker. One who actually picks up the phone.

voicemail 10: Shigaraki told me we wouldn't be finding another broker and Jin said I should apologies for being impolite. Seriously though, call me.

voicemail 11: Are you dead? Because if you don't pick up soon we might be.

voicemail 12: What kind of broker are you!

voicemail 13: Hey, Giran, just calling to see if this arm has insurance, not that you'll ever call me back.

voicemail 14: We're fighting a giant monster that keeps crying over All For One. We need some assist stat!

voicemail 15: Do I have the wrong number or something?

voicemail 16: static Worst static Broker static Sushi static

voicemail 17: roars of Giga followed by a girlish scream from Mr Compress

voicemail 18: Sorry, butt dial. Seriously though where the hell are you!

voicemail 19: You're the worst. But if you get this, we need portable phone chargers too....call me back.

voicemail 20: That's it. You're fired [Shigaraki in the background: no he's not. Stop calling him. We can't afford shit right now.]

This is too gorgeous to not be shared!

We’re not even halfway done but this is already the best MHA arc so far

News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

Hell will be full of cuties

Nice!

reblog if you are cute and going to hell

I hereby pronounce that I am madly in love with this movie. No takesies-backsies!

Joker (2019)

I love everything about this

Oh my God 💕💕

The first pic tho 😭😭

!! we just got Hawks’ name reveal so here’s a quick kanji breakdown of the meanings: 

His name is Takami Keigo ( 鷹見 啓悟)

Takami: 鷹 Hawk 見 see, hopes, chances, idea, opinion, look at, visible

Keigo: 啓 Disclose, open, say (part of compounds: enlightenment, development, edification, public awareness, illumination, education, inspiration) 悟 enlightenment, perceive, discern, realize, understand (part of compounds: wisdom, understanding, enlightenment)

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

Same here. Since I was a kid I imagined my favs to get happier and more confident. It's really heartwarming.

I nearly cried at work today so I went out back, shut my eyes and thought of how strong, kind and good Arthur is. I thought of Joker and his smile and the following mental images and daydreams from those thoughts kept me from crying. If Arthur can make it through a day, so can I. I hope he’d be proud of me.

Here’s one good thing to come out of 2020:

Paleontologists completed a life-sized replica of Sue, the most complete T. Rex ever found.

And she is freaking GORGEOUS!

As I read more about this beauty, I found out some new details regarding things I thought I previously knew about the beast that was Tyrannosaurus Rex, and I’m going to share them with you.

First, and most obvious, her size:

This is nothing new, we all figured T. Rex was big, but I for one never stopped to consider exactly how big it was. Nobody ever really knows what to imagine when they read about something the size of a whale that walked around and ate everything it could kill. 

Speaking of eating things, I just want to remind you all that T. Rex had–by miles–the strongest bite of any terrestrial animal living or dead, somewhere around six and a half tons of force. That’s over six times greater than the current estimate of what Allosaurus was capable of, and three times what was delivered by the highest measured reading of the living title holder–the estuarine crocodile. It didn’t have to waste time swinging its head open-mouthed like Saurophaganax for a little extra oomph, or grow fancy serrated teeth like Carcharodontosaurus to cut pieces out of its prey. It opted for the simplest approach: get its mouth around something and crush it to death; imagine the full weight of an elephant on whatever was between this thing’s jaws.

“How did it find something to eat?” I hear you asking. “It can’t see something if it doesn’t move, right?”

Listen, I love Jurassic Park too, but that’s a big crock of shit.

Notice how both her eyes face forward. That gives her binocular vision (the ability to focus both eyes on one target, like you and I). More importantly it means she has impeccable depth perception due to overlapping fields of vision from each, large, eyeball. Researchers agree that T. Rex not only had incredible vision, but that it was probably better than most modern animals–including eagles, hawks, and owls–and that she could likely spot something three and a half miles away. If something that big can see that well, it doesn’t matter if you move or not, she’d be able to tell if it was an animal trying to hide or a piece of vegetation. So pray she isn’t hungry if she lays eyes on you. And even if by some miracle she didn’t see you, she’d still smell you. 

If she decided you looked tasty, you probably wouldn’t hear her coming as much as you’d feel her. Modern science indicates that T. Rex didn’t roar like in Jurassic Park, but rather bellowed or maybe even hissed like crocodilians. If she were on to you, you’d most likely feel this sense of unease creep up your spine as a low-pitched rumble in the air permeated through you. You wouldn’t know what it was or where it was coming from until you hear her footfalls. By then it’s too late–you could try to run but she’d probably catch you. There’s plenty on YouTube that reconstructs what T. Rex may have sounded like, and it’s legitimately haunting.  

To wrap all of this up, the one bit of good that came out of the cursed year that is 2020 is that this wonderful child of science and art came into the world, and reaffirmed my respect and admiration for the eight ton slab of muscle and teeth that is this magnificent creature.

…and it is nothing if not magnificent.