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Arthur Fleck Headcanons

i haven’t written anything in a long time, so please forgive me for my rambling ways of writing. all of my writing has a reader with a larger body type in mind, so apologies if that’s a bother. enjoy? :-)

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Only thing missing is Mineta trying to get himsrlf an alien chick

I just -

I love everything about this

Oh my God 💕💕

The first pic tho 😭😭

serious question

is the UA version of ‘but go off’ ‘but plus ultra’?

Rude. Stop calling me out.

Ah yes, this is the good stuff 👌🏻👌🏻

Arthur Fleck/Joker flirting headcannons

Anonymous Request: Can you please do flirting hc for joker v Arthur? How do they seduce a crush 🥰

Sorry for being AWOL these last days, college is a pain lol. Enjoy :))

Arthur:

Arthur is very shy in his advances, so the most likely scenario is that you’ll have to make the first move because this poor man is just petrified at the idea of pushing you away or scaring you

He will often come to your house to hang out and watch a movie or listen to some music. Not the most entertaining of things, but any time spent with you is time well spent

His go-to on any occasion is trying to make you laugh

The most flirtatious things he’s done always happens when he’s showing you magic tricks. Whether it’s pulling out a bouquet of flowers or purposely handing you cards with hearts, this is the most hints you’ll get out of him

When you talk, his whole body literally turns and angles itself towards you, completely hooked on your every word

If you’ve had a bad day or are just feeling down and need someone to listen your problems, he’s right there for you. Will listen to you vent for hours, genuinely concerned about you and offering help in any way he can

He’s your shoulder to cry on anytime you need, because to him, showing concern and care is his way of subtly reminding you he thinks of you and your happiness

Will invite you to his act at Pogo’s, his eyes filled with innocent hope that you’ll say yes

Arthur will also write you letters. Trying to be as mysterious as possible, he signed them as “secret admirer”, but his writing was so distinctively his that you caught on immediately

When you confronted him about it he started blushing profusely, stuttering out an apology.

You just smiled and pressed a quick kiss to his lips, silencing any paranoid thoughts that plagued his mind right then and there.

Joker:

A sneaky, cocky little shit. Much, much more brash in his advances

Makes you flustered on purpose

Compliments you on your appearance exactly twice a day. Why so specific you ask? It’s not too much to make it seem obvious that he’s paying so much attention to the details, but just enough to leave you crazy, wondering if you’re just overthinking his affections or if there’s actually something going on between you two

Joker tries to impress you constantly, whether it’s luring you in with is dance moves or something more extreme like showing you his gun

Always places his hands on you to remind you of his presence. It’s always very innocent- a hand on your shoulder, holding your hand when he wants to drag you somewhere, tapping you to get your attention. If it was anyone else it wouldn’t seem like anything… but you can feel the heat and desire that comes from his touch right through your clothes

When the both of you are together, he’ll tease you non-stop. It’s never malicious, but just playful and lightly mocking enough to make you blush and pout

Only has eyes for you. You could be walking down the street together and run into a group of Joker fan girls cheering for him, and his eyes would never leave you

If you lean in to hug him when you two meet up somewhere, he’ll take your hand and kiss the back of it, eyes devilishly studying yours

One time he took it up a notch and kissed both your cheeks in greeting. When you turn red and demand an explanation, he just scoffs and goes “It’s European”

Not to fret though, Joker isn’t one for wasting time. He’ll make the first move before you even think about doing it yourself, and then he’s never letting you go

Sweden still summoning the old spirits

What happens when you scream out of your window in Sweden at night

Okay, I'm sold. I will not accept any other outcome than this.

i wouldnt expect anything less from mr. eugenics

You forgot him dealing with the Meta Liberation Army

They can sometimes be a bit stressful fighting the number 1 hero on live television. 

(Jin also can stress him out with his stress but the things you do for friends am I right?) 

You say that like you don't enjoy doing it.

Holding the power button to force your PC to shut down is like choking someone until they pass out.